Scored Twice

On Saturdays and Sundays, the number of chapters per week depends on how busy you are. The number of words per chapter is about 2,560 Click to favorites to encourage me (trying to be cute) ———————————————————— Notes for reading: Not going into the plot, the main venue is Yokohama, with other filming locations interspersed in between. ———————————————— Ermei: Just like a donkey and a horse can give birth to a mule, but a mule has no children. Inuyasha: I am a half-demon, different from a mule! ! ! Ermei (eyes pity): You won't be able to have children in the future. Inuyasha: I told you that it's different. Listen carefully to what people say. Ermei: You really won't be able to have children in the future. Inuyasha: You bastard! ! ! Ermei (sigh): You won't be able to have children in the future. Inuyasha:... So you listen to what people say to me! Ermei: Poor Platycodon Inuyasha:... The Soul-Removing Iron Claw! ! ! —————————————————————— Ermei: What kind of cup do you use for drinking? You're so girly. Chuuya (puts down the cup): Huh? Ermei: Real men blow at the bottle! Chuuya (hesitating): But for red wine, it's better to use a cup... Ermei (sharp eyes): Oh? Interesting, are you scared? Chuuya (his eyes become sharper): Huh? Who would be scared if you say something stupid? Chuuya & Ermei: tons tons tons tons tons tons tons tons Ermei (drunk): Drink, then why don't you raise fish? Chuuya (unconscious): Fish farming? What fish? Where is the mackerel! ! Boss: Wow, these two people are so scary. Zhongyuan. The client. Zhongya: I regret it now, I regret it very much. ———————————————————————— Ermei: It's not okay for you to strike up a conversation like this, little brother Liyuan:? ? ? ? ? Ermei: When it comes to pick-up skills, I am the second best in all of Yokohama and no one is the best! Tachihara:... This person really has no respect for himself. Ermei: At ten o'clock, there is a lost kitten hehehehe Liyuan:? Please let me go Ermei: The most important thing about striking up a conversation is to get it right in one step. First, you have to show off your strengths and reveal the most valuable things on your body. Secondly, you have to make the most perfect expression. Lift the left corner of your mouth thirty degrees and raise your chin to the corner of your eyes. For the sake of you being my friend, I will demonstrate this once. (Holding a gold-encrusted machete, he walked over with a distorted face) Liyuan: Wait, wait, what are you going to do to me? ! Come back soon! ———————————————————————— Ermei: Hi, do you have body odor? Fei Jia: Huh? ? ? Ermei: Then why are you so charming like a little fox? Fei Jia:…… Ermei: Oh God, you, this cunning and charming little fox, actually lived in my heart while I wasn't paying attention. Fei Jia:…… The management of Yokohama Mental Hospital is not good. ———— The reason why the copy didn't mention Zai was because he was persecuted so much that I didn't know which one to put on it (I'm really a Zai chef)… ps: Can you cuties see the cover? Intention: There are tens of millions of roads, safety is the first priority, driving is not standardized, and relatives shed tears