"Why won't the city lord's one thousand one hundred and twenty-nine-year-old birthday party be held this year?!"
"Shhhhhhh, keep your voice down, be careful if the city lord hears you shouting about his longevity, he will use a small whip to roll you up and dry you into a small fish!" The carp spirit slapped the little yellow croaker's head that emerged from the river back into the water with his tail.
The two fish spirits hid in the water and continued gossiping: "Don't you know! The little daughter-in-law that the Lord of the City kidnapped is only twenty-seven! Twenty-seven! Not even a fraction of his old man's age! His old man said that he is not allowed to ask Gui Geng again in the future. If you ask, she will be eighteen!"
The little yellow croaker didn't know what was going on, and bubbled loudly: "My little wife? How did I hear that she was the son-in-law who came here..."
Fold peach blossoms and drink wine, capture the ghost king and warm his bed
Fortunately, I have you to share the world with me
Intent: It is inevitable to become unconventional, and romance will last until death.