If I wasn't a recent graduate from a third-rate university, I wouldn't be running around looking for a job;
If I hadn't looked for a job, I wouldn't have met the world-famous game developer and CEO of the gaming company Dynasty;
If I had not met this wretched uncle, then I would not have been deceived into joining his company because of my eagerness to apply for a job;
If I had not been deceived by him into joining his company, then I would not have agreed to work in the Dynasty because of the handsome guy in his company;
If I hadn't promised him, then... I wouldn't have been turned into a mythical beast in the nine realms of the game by his ridiculous decision!
I, Lambeni, have fallen in this way...