[Although the copywriting is very bad, I swear to believe me! They are really super cute! I'm also very cute!
The straight girl of steel and the heroine of the rivers and lakes x the sickly scoundrel Dongchangchanghua
If Xie Yusheng is guilty, the law will punish her instead of letting a fledgling girl steal the famous Dongchang Yizhihuaye boat.
Xie Yusheng, the former king of the mountain, was forced to embark on the miserable path of working to earn money for food because of lack of money. However, she did not expect that her first task was to steal people (?), And she was also the famous mascot of Dongchang!
Xie Yusheng: Working as a worker, you have the soul of working, and all working as a worker is superior to others! If you don't just steal a eunuch, I will!
It is easy to invite gods but difficult to send them away. Xie Yusheng has been complaining endlessly since he stole Ye Zhou. He is not making money. He is inviting an ancestor back.
He had no money to begin with, and the arrival of this ancestor simply made his poor life worse.
Crazy.
Ye Zhou shook his precious paper fan and leaned lazily on the rocking chair, while diagonally opposite him was Xie Yusheng who was diligently observing the enemy's situation.
Ye Zhou: To tell you the truth, I used to be a well-known figure in the martial arts world. This kind of task is easy to accomplish, but I still need to be so careful.
Xie Yusheng: You go ahead, don't be rude. You have no money to eat, so you pawn your fan when you go out.
Ye Zhou: If I go, won't everything about your abduction of the governor of the East Factory be exposed? I still want to spend more time with you!
Xie Yusheng: If you don't want to sell fans, why don't you go and do some art? The one who only sells his art but not his body?
Ye Zhou: You little heartless boy, ever since I was abducted by you, my heart has been broken every day, and you actually want to sell me, woo woo woo woo.
Xie Yusheng: If one person has to eat the rations of two people, that's really worrying.
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Later, Xie Yusheng discovered that Ye Zhou was not a good talker either. Whatever he gave him, he would carry it through the market with ostentation and show off to everyone.
"Try this pot of wine! It tastes good! My enemy brewed it for me!"
"Look at me with the hairpin! It looks good! My enemy gave it to me!"
"Look at my new belt! It looks good! My friend embroidered it for me!"
Xie Yusheng, who was following Ye Zhou, covered his face and shouted, "I don't know him!"
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"My wife can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, beat the enemy, and sleep with the governor. The most important thing is that my wife is very skilled. Can you do it?"
"Ye Zhou, where's your face?"
—Introduction to the heroine's back-to-back version—
Why does Xie Yusheng have no money?
Because Shan Dawang was deceived by an old monk when he came down the mountain. All of Shan Dawang's family fortune over the years was given to this old monk who sold Taoist artifacts.
The old monk said: You have suffered a bloody disaster recently. If you want to save your life, you can buy the orb that my ancestor got through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties in Wudang Mountain and take refuge! The price is not expensive, the original price is 1,000 taels, the current price is only 800 taels!
So, she took the orb and went to the princess's mansion to beg for food.
Princess Qinghe said: I have three dishes and one soup, silk and satin, lots of money and beauties, and the task is very easy.
So, she took on the task of 'stealing' the factory supervisor of the East Factory.
Ye Zhou said: I am really miserable. I have a stubborn disease and am being squeezed by the landlord (emperor). Now even if I starve to death, I have to live with Xie Yusheng.
Then Xie Yusheng clicked the letter again.
Xie Yusheng: If I am guilty...
—Serious version—
During the Lantern Festival in the fifth year of Tianxi's reign, a bizarre murder occurred in Tochun Pavilion in Chang'an, and this murder set off a bloody storm in the world and the court.
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1. This article is GB, the male protagonist is a real eunuch, but the text does not include descriptions below the neck, which does not affect the reading experience. You can read it as a strong woman. Believe me! They are really super cute!
2. The male protagonist in this article is 7 years older than the female protagonist, but they are both clean, and they are each other's first love. There will be misunderstandings, but there will be no procrastination, or transference of love, so the clean party can eat it with confidence.
3. This article is extremely confusing, but the author has saved the full text because of his professional ethics and infinite love, so there is no need to worry about following up!
4. Although the copywriting is very bad, I swear to believe me! They are really super cute! I'm also very cute!
Intention: Lovers will naturally live day and night