Have Nothing to Do to Survive the Calamity

There are mountains under the clouds and palaces above the clouds. There are spiritual beasts in the mountains and immortal kings in the palace. The Immortal Lord said to a certain beast: "I have nothing to do, so I can help you practice Taoism and become an immortal. How about it?" A certain beast sneered: "Don't think that I don't know that you want to take me as a mount, I don't want any immortal riders!" "Oh? It's okay if it's not a fairy, right?" From then on, there was one less Immortal Lord in Yunshang Palace and one more Taoist in the world. One day, a Taoist was cutting firewood in the mountains and was captured by monsters in the mountains to honor the king. The king saw that he was just a mortal, with shallow morals and no threat, so he ordered: "You are a short-lived and weak human race. As long as you serve me as a cook in the cave, I will not eat you." The Taoist here thought to himself: With good luck, I have been working as a carpenter for many years. I am a coward with only a paper tiger and no strength. It is such a waste of resources. Let me take care of this sin! Solemnly declare: ①Do not accept writing guidance. ②The online articles are not forced to buy or sell. If you don't like it, please stop immediately and exit. ③Please comment in a civilized manner, otherwise the backlash will be doubled. Comments are free but you are not allowed to do whatever you want. If you don't like it, please quit. Why bother to feel uncomfortable. ④Do not comment on other authors' works under this author's article. …………………………………………………… Purpose: Cultivating immortality makes me happy