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After being bombarded by a cannon, Li Zi traveled to modern times and became the only century-old female.
Life was pretty easy, but who would have expected that with the buy-one-get-one-free time travel, I would be transported into a horror escape game again.
Alas, there is nothing we can do about it. Li Zi looked at the little demon and kid in the game helplessly.
In this case, I can only show you the real technology.
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The expedition team was frightened and walked cautiously in the corridor of the teaching building at night.
Suddenly, a female ghost with eyes falling out appeared from around the corner, and everyone turned around and ran away in fright.
Li Zi: "..." Silently picked up the eyeballs on the ground, put them back for her, and educated the ghost.
"The corridor is so dirty, how can you throw your eyes around? What if bacteria get in?"
As the team ran away, they encountered a female ghost whose neck was long and twisted three times, and they were so scared that they peeed.
Li Zi: Stretched out his neck and twisted it six times.
"Young man, I can twist twice as much as you!"
Food Guide
Su Shuang's sand sculpture style, the protagonist group cheats every day.
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***Next book
In the interstellar age, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea.
The humans on Earth are weak in constitution and have poor resources in their residential areas. They are judged to be E-type people and suffer all kinds of bullying.
In order to counterattack, they selected similar people with strong genes and sent them to the first interstellar school with public funds to learn skills.
She is called - the hope of the whole earth.
"Mary Sue, come and save us!"
The selected Susu:? ? ?
What?
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The interstellar alliance botanists listed her as a special protected object.
"When she smiled, the ancient plant seeds that were hundreds of millions of years old in my laboratory sprouted again!"
During the Mecha War, she became a worshiped God of War.
"All the irrational monsters are attracted by her charm. We will win without a fight!"
Su Su, who didn't do anything but accomplished everything: Ah, it's so cool!
It was so cool to dress up as a Mary Sue heartthrob. She had always thought so before meeting Wayans.
Now, she is worried about her hair volume.
Su Su, who was cornered by Wayans, cried loudly: "Stop pulling out my hair, I'm going to be bald!"
How can Mary Sue be bald!
[Mary Sue is a special type of human being. Her hair can sense the emotions of creatures and change color accordingly. Her blood can be extracted to irrigate plants.
But I can't bear to do this to her, because I have fallen in love with her.
Her charm is unparalleled
Intention: Learn to enjoy hardship.
