After Wearing 5T5 as My Badminton Ball

＊＊Open the next volume of "Human Drama Dazai-kun", please collect it ＊＊ ＊An article recommended by a gay friend "It will be difficult to end without marrying a 5t5" by Kaoru Tsurumi＊ Recently, I have suffered from a syndrome of "everything looks like Gojo Satoru" - this started two days ago when my badminton ball suddenly flew into the sky on its own. After that, my paper boxes, light bulbs, cauliflower and enoki mushrooms bought for hot pot all turned into Gojo Satoru. In the end, even my dog ​​was also affected. It learned to wear sunglasses, play video games, talk like a cat, and fascinated the wild cats on the next street. They queued up at the door of my house all day long. I can still accept these. But one day later, I suddenly found that my dog used my computer to send a private message to an unknown foreign account while I was not at home: [I am Gojo Satoru. In fact, I have traveled through time. I have a fortune of hundreds of millions in Tokyo. Now I am in urgent need of 100,000 yuan to buy my life-changing figure. You can transfer the money to this account: ... Wait, why did the money really come through? ＊＊ "The copy has been screenshot 1.21" Cp: A cute little social animal girl × the strongest spellcaster who accidentally broke the dimensional wall. Two-sentence pre-collection of "After I skipped school and went to Yokohama to do Yangko". Please add it to your collection: My name is Ushika Hatsuruno. When I was fifteen years old, my hair suddenly turned into three golden donuts overnight. After that, I was haunted by an evil spirit that I couldn't shake off. My little tame Xia Youjie said to me: This is a manifestation of the awakening of the mantra. He happily invited me to enter the Conjuration College with him, but I rejected him because just a month ago, I had just received an offer from Xindong Company, and they invited me to become a Yangko star in Yokohama. For this reason, I skipped school. I have an unknown secret: every night, I dream that I have turned into a little Italian boy with black hair and green eyes. He and I have very similar looks and the same great dreams. The only difference is that he is three years younger than me. Then one day, I suddenly met him in reality. Wait, why did your hair turn into donuts? ＊＊＊ Small theater: I squatted on the ground bored, looking at the cute golden evil spirit in front of me, and couldn't help but poke it (chest). "Hey, what's your name?" It immediately stuck up and whispered in my ear. It says it's called the Gold Experience alpha version. Wait, is there an omega version of my yellow body? ＊ 1. Yangge, Japanese empty ear, mafia 2. The full name of the heroine's stand-in is Gold Experience, which is referred to as Huang. [Huang is the abbreviation, no ghs, thank you! ! , Unlike Rong's stand-in, he is a hunk like Platinum Star (no). 3. Sha Diao Su Wen, a sex-changed concubine. The cp is undecided, let yourself go. Purpose: To persecute literature through sand sculptures, aiming to persecute 5t5 in various ways