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Weird drama queen, double vest, stunning mermaid general attack x gentle, free and easy thoughts, occasionally strange major general
As a major general in the empire, Weno was cold, gloomy, and extremely powerful in combat. It was not until he was tricked by his father and outsiders that he remembered that he had entered an interstellar mermaid novel.
After waking up, Vino sat in a wheelchair. Faced with the shameless behavior of his scumbag father who asked him to give military honors to the protagonist, he smiled and refused: Get out, I don't want to serve you anymore!
Is it that precious life is not worth grasping, or is it not fun to raise a unique mermaid in this world? Why does he have to compete with the protagonist of Neptune for his father's love?
Wei Nuo decisively overturned Scumbag's little plan and used his accumulated military merit to bring home a mermaid.
At the beginning, the mermaid he brought home was completely disfigured. He was taller than Vino, fierce and silent, and could pierce the belly of a fish with one claw. His eyes were cold and could kill you in the next second.
He had various scars from abuse on his body, but he still refused to give in to humans. He stared coldly at Vino with no fear in his eyes.
The major general who originally had the opportunity to exchange the mermaid relented and kept this mermaid who had nothing to do with the beauty.
Later, the mermaid, who was trying to avoid studying, skillfully buried herself into Vino's neck and acted like a baby: Wow, Vino...
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The annual grand royal banquet is broadcast live across the interstellar.
Before the invited Major General Vino and his mermaid appeared on the stage, netizens in the live broadcast room ridiculed wildly: "If I were Vino, I would have no shame to bring that ugly mermaid. I will have nightmares even if I look at it for one second!"
After Vino appeared with a healed mermaid, the whole place was silent.
During the live broadcast, a netizen covered his beaten face and was sore that he was twisted in pain, but he still couldn't stop taking screenshots: "Where can I get such a beautiful mermaid? Why can't I have such a good life?"
Vino: I raised it with my own hands. (Inexplicably proud)
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It wasn't until one day that the protagonist who came to steal the house was physically sterilized by a merman and carried him out unconscious, that Vino decided to officially turn the coveted mermaid into his wife.
The next day, he held his sore waist and recalled the way the mermaid lay in his arms, coquettishly and coquettishly, with a blank look on his face: ... So you are the drama queen? !
Note:
1v1, he, you are a brainless cookie. The IQs of the characters in the article are all lower than the author's. If you think the characters are stupid, it should be my fault. Don't dislike me. (Top the pot lid on your hips. Jpg)
Little angels, please collect and comment~ [Sit on your knees well. Jpg]
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"Interstellar Elf Online Farming"
Passionate about pursuing green causes, the beautiful elf with explosive strength is attacked by the general of the imperial army who is cold on the outside and coquettish on the inside.
Hill is an adult forest elf. Once he traveled to the interstellar world, he became the eldest son who had just been kicked out of his family. He bore the title of planet lord, guarded a small desert star and gnawed grass roots to survive. There was also a fluffy oil bottle beside him.
It is said that this is an abandoned star that is not suitable for planting?
Just kidding, the forest elf's passive skill is that he has a high affinity for animals and plants. There is nothing in his dictionary that is inappropriate for planting!
There is nothing in Huangxing except a small shabby house. To buy some seeds, you have to crack your fingers for a long time.
On the second day after sowing, two uninvited guests destroyed the fruits of his hard day's work.
Without saying a word, Hill took out the bow and arrow in his pocket and shot a mecha.
The other man was so frightened that he offered to pay him 10 million yuan, and also took the initiative to stay with him and work for him in vain.
The fruits grown by the forest elves' natural attributes are delicious. They are juicy and sweet. Why don't the interstellar people come and try them?
While raising plush stuffed animals and traveling in the fields, I accidentally planted this small desert star into the largest fruit and vegetable garden in the interstellar world.
The whole planet is clamoring for delicious fruits and vegetables.
"Boss, boss! Give me ten boxes of Green Elf fruit gift packs!"
"Boss, boss! Bring me a green elf boss!"
Fluffy stubbornly blocked Hill behind him: Roar! Get out of here, mine!
The imperial general who was working for the elves in vain could not help but close his eyes. It was so stupid that he refused to admit that this was his spiritual companion beast that had been away from home for many years.
And, "You've let it sleep with you for so long, when will you let me go to bed?"
Hill: "You and Velvet are different."
Admiral: "Why is it different? He is half of me, and I have seen everything it has seen."
Hill: "... Why didn't you tell me earlier!" He punched him with an old fist. Jpg
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Advance payment for the next book: "Are you coming for a massage?"
A young and vigorous gentleman who graduated from high school, a wolf-dog spa therapist, and a decadent beautiful uncle in a white vest, mercenary, and turned chef
Chen Xiao finished his last job and returned to his hometown to open a small restaurant where he was rich and willful. He served ten tables a day and closed it when he was done.
He recently took up a new hobby, going to the health club across the street for a spa massage. The massage by the gold medal spa master was so comfortable that he forgot about his waist injury.
What? The young masseur was kicked out by the landlord and has no place to live?
The uncle smoothed his long, slightly curly hair, chewed on his cigarette and smiled, "Would you like to stay at my place? There are a lot of empty rooms in my house."
Shi Yin opened his puppy eyes and bowed obediently, "Brother, thank you so much."
Shi Yin, who was thrifty and well-managed, went to his uncle's house and tidied up the kennel where Chen Xiao lived. He also provided massage services every day.
I served the uncle until I became more and more satisfied with him, so I waived the rent directly.
Later, Chen Xiao discovered that the person he brought into his home was not a well-behaved pet dog, but a wolfdog that had learned to disguise its ferocity with its well-behaved nature after being homeless. After people saw clearly how cruel he was under his obedience, they couldn't bear to be cruel to him.
Note: In the middle and later stages, Baozi appears, and the two of them have to raise Baozi, who is Gong's biological brother.
I will take the college entrance examination later in my career, and I won't graduate from high school forever.
Little cuties, why don't you come and collect some~act like a baby. Jpg
Intention: With love in your heart, you are invincible
Reader comments
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Will the identity of the magical girl be discovered by Tsukishima?
So we will update every few days:)
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Hhh A certain FBI will probably be very embarrassed when he thinks about it in the future~
Will the identity of the magical girl be discovered by Tsukishima?
So we will update every few days:)
Damn, are there any extras? I'm quite looking forward to Liu You, and Xu Xu's daily life, emotional drama, and some desserts.
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free! Wow, it's not easy, there is an update! ! !