There is a beast on the mountain of Qiyang. Its shape is like a horse with a white head, its stripes are like a tiger and its red tail, and its sound is like a ballad. Its name is Lushu.
Because of him, eye drops are a must-have in her home to wash her eyes and strengthen her stomach and digestion.
Because of him, she was harassed by many women and was called in the middle of the night. There is only one difference between Room 1101 and Room 1001. You can't even see the house number clearly. No wonder you blindly caught sight of that scumbag.
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Small Theater 1
Gu Guting: "Xiao Hei, are you a woman? I am the number one male model in Huacheng, the number one woman who wants to knock her down the most, and the number one man in Huacheng..."
Yan Moyun: "So, what does the ranking of men have to do with me!"
Small Theater 2
Gu Guting: "Xiao Hei, in your mind, do I have a tall and majestic image?"
Yan Moyun: "We are both over one meter tall. There is no difference between you and me!" After a pause, she looked over and continued: "As for Wei'an, you are not as wide as my door."
Small Theater 3
Gu Ruting: "Xiao Hei, are you really not confused by my sex?"
Yan Moyun: "It's a joke, I only see carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, phosphorus, sulfur, and calcium!"
Gu Ruting: "What do you mean?"
Yan Moyun: "In my eyes, you are almost the same as a pig!"
TIPs: The heroine is well-read, calm and rational, and occasionally has a sharp tongue.
The male protagonist looks cynical on the outside, but is actually calm, dedicated and affectionate on the inside.
Intention: Be serious about true love, and do nothing carelessly.