
Provoke General
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- Baihe (GL)
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Well written, looking forward to updates
带一下预收《快穿之拯救偏执反派》,感兴趣的小天使们可以专栏收藏一下哦!攻略病娇反派后再抛弃他。 绑定了黑心系统怎么办?打工人率性攻x偏执病娇受 “恭喜宿主,101系统竭诚为您服务。” “穿越了是吧,21世纪了有什么不能平静接受。”时序抢话道。 “由于各个世界反派怨气太重,世界发生紊乱,您的任务是……” “我的任务是穿到各个世界,拯救治愈这些反派是吧,这业务我熟啊小问题。” 系统点点头,“虽然这些反派偏执病娇暴力,不具有正常人情感和思维,但宿主你肯定能行的,毕竟你……” “毕竟我是专业的!” “说完没有,说完我穿了。” “宿主你别急,拯救这些反派只是一半任务,你要将他们的黑化值降下来,然后……” “然后干嘛呢?” “然后在他们爱上你,甘愿为你放弃复仇的时候,再抛弃他们。” wtf,时序懵了,就这样他还有命活吗? 时序兢兢业业地对这些反派嘘寒问暖,掏心掏肺,“你可以不相信这个世界,但至少可以相信我。” “无论发生什么,我绝对不会伤害你,也不会抛弃你。” “放下剑,把你的手交给我。” 在成功地降低了他们的黑化值后,并成功刷满好感后,时序开始了他的骚操作。 “你以为我每天对着你装不累吗?” “我早就受不了你了,像你这样的人,有谁会喜欢?” “我钱到手了,你对我还有什么价值?” 时序皱着眉毛说完这些话,等着被反派一剑刺死,然后完成任务死遁。 结果,这些反派居然不杀他,而是将他囚禁,再这样那样。 “迟了,既然招惹了我,你有没有想过后果。” 时序:听几句狠话没什么,只是每天晚上都要交粮,是不是太过分了。
The swimming pool part is really scary
Oops, this last fart sentence is a bit dramatic... I might as well just sneer.
Color fades hahahahaha