Super rich concubine VS poor emperor
It's OK to talk about money, but not about hearts!
Copywriting one:
As soon as he returned to the harem, Xiao Huan began to worry about which concubine to call to sleep with him. After weighing it, he decided to go see Bi Guiren. Her father had performed well in the previous dynasty recently and deserved praise.
Bi Guiren: "Your Majesty, I still have a few pages to finish writing my concubine's words. I'm afraid I'll have to stay up all night today. There are thousands of sisters waiting inside and outside the palace. Your Majesty is kind-hearted, so he won't let them wait so hard."
Xiao Huan: ... Okay, he goes to find Miaobin. Her father has been a little restless recently, so he needs to comfort him.
Miao Concubine: The cat in the palace is becoming increasingly thinner and depressed, and has a tendency to be depressed. I have to stay with it day and night to give it psychological counseling, for fear that it will end up committing suicide because of a sudden thought.
Xiao Huan:......
Li Bin: Rehearsing a new play, please don't disturb me!
Concubine Shu: If the child is being beaten, please do not disturb him!
Xiao Huan: This generation of concubines is really unprofessional! ! ! !
Copywriting two:
After the emperor decided to stand, the concubines unanimously recommended Xianyu.
Xianyu, who was gnawing on the chicken legs, suddenly felt that the chicken drumsticks in her hands were no longer fragrant, and said heartbrokenly: "Why are you trying to hurt me!"
Biguiren: Can you write a storybook?
Miaobin: Do you have a cat to take care of?
Li Bin: Can you sing?
Concubine Shu: Do you have a child to beat?
Xianyu:......
Everyone: You don't know anything, but being a queen is perfect!
#If you don't have a career, you can only be a queen#
This article is purely for entertainment, and it is very empty. I don't like to point it out.
Final article - "Back to the Leader's Childhood" Raising Baozi to Make Money
Intention: The sisters in the harem stand up, reform and innovate, make the country rich and the people strong, make a fortune and become well-off
