Pre-collection: "I am betrayed by a canary...!"
[Sweet pet without cruelty + New Year + Double cleansing]
One day, the little eunuch put on a scary ghost makeup, ran to the tyrant and said softly, "Your Majesty, is the slave family beautiful? You don't like women, then do you like the slave family?"
"..." The tyrant's eyes were split open and he drew his sword directly!
One night, the little eunuch climbed up on the dragon bed and made some pretense, "Your Majesty, I'm here to warm your bed~"
The tyrant cracked open again, "Come here! Let me execute him Lingchi!"
On the day he was dressed as a fake eunuch, he was sent to serve the ruthless tyrant personally.
In order to survive, and to reach the peak of life, he clung to the tyrant's thigh!
I heard that if a tyrant doesn't like women, that means he likes men!
As resourceful as he is, he begins a plan to seduce the tyrant!
Comparison before and after of Tyrant Really Fragrant——
Before passion:
The tyrant wants to cut that damn little eunuch into pieces every day!
After passion:
The tyrant turns over the little eunuch's cards every night...
Sen Luo's back was sore and his legs were weak, and he grinned: "There is no such option, okay?" !
Before passion:
Tyrant: Don't touch me! If you don't want to die, get away! I have no interest in men!
After passion:
In the court, the ministers were arguing passionately. The tyrant silently put the little eunuch with trembling legs into his arms, peeled the lychees with his own hands and fed them to him: "It's my fault, I went too far last night."
"..." The ministers fell silent for a moment.
What a sin! !
Coquettish and black-bellied victim vs abstinence and inhumanity in the early stage and loyal dog attack in the later stage
Charming fake eunuch vs cruel cold tyrant
This book is also known as: "108 Ways to Drive a Tyrant Crazy", "How to Tame a Tyrant into a Loyal Dog"
It's a silly joke, and the book is full of crouching dragons and phoenix chicks!
★Pre-receipt: "I am betrayed by a canary...!"
[If you treat someone like you as your wife, who knows you are the one below!
Double cleansing at the end of the year! Sweet pet without cruelty!
Yuan Yu, the leader of the Yuan family, has recently fallen in love with a little star.
The little star had red lips and white teeth, and was so attractive that Yuan Yu, who had never been interested in others, had the idea of taking someone as his own for the first time.
Yuan Yu used some tricks to make the little star become a canary in his captivity.
Completely inconsistent with her well-behaved appearance, the grumpy and bad-tempered little star is extremely disgusted by this and is also full of disgust for Yuan Yu!
He never gives a good face and doesn't say anything, but he still acts like heaven and earth, and he's almost torn down the house!
Yuan Yu doesn't mind either.
No matter what the little star wants, he will try his best to satisfy it.
Canaries are meant to be pampered.
He doesn't want to push people into a hurry, so he coaxes them first, then waits for the little star to put down his guard, then eats them up.
Yuan Yu was obedient to the little star. No matter how much trouble he made, Yuan Yu never got angry and held him in his heart.
But coaxing and coaxing...
It wasn't until someone pinned him down that Yuan Yu came back to his senses.
This is so wrong!
Intention: Survive in adversity, work hard and thrive like a fish in water.
Reader comments
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The first time I saw Mr. Ma as the male protagonist in the romance section of Variety Show, 666, I just watched the ending, but I hadn't even started watching yet, hahahaha?
Da Da is finally back! Sprinkle flowers [good luck lotus]
Does that mean the remains can be smelled?
Now it's all right, Brother Crab will give birth to a child, what kind of ideal and perfect person? Wife, let me lick it
Aren't cats and dogs just calling here through the mobile phone?
""Shen Qingci, you assist Guduo..." This is a big bug for the author~ Ji read ji
Update it quickly ah ah ah ah ah
We met again ohhhh, it was love at first sight.
I really like the article written by the teacher, it is super delicious ✨✨✨If you feel inspired, write again and I will read it all the time。:.゚ヽ(*´∀`)ノ゚.:。
Just that eager-eyed avatar
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[Orange Candy] Got it, teacher will update soon
Finally waiting for you, luckily I didn't give up QAQ
I can't stand it anymore and skip to the end... Emmmm, I feel mixed emotions
The ending was so good that I suddenly said that I hadn't read enough, so I had to move on to read other articles. Besides, the writing style is really great.
At the end, Shang Yan didn't know that he and the heroine knew each other when they were children.