Liangliang is very bald today
The owner picked up a little sister and always wants to eat me. I dote on you.
Later, the master picked up a younger brother, who always wanted to eat my food, and I was used to it.
Finally, under my painstaking training. The shit shoveling officer became famous on the Internet, but she actually planned to castrate me because I didn't go to college! Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!
Sure enough, the shit-shoveling officials are all a bunch of heartless people! I am so bright and smart that I still need Laoshizi University?
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