Several short articles, updated as the occasion arises
(1) My brother is as pale as a chrysanthemum
My brother is as pale as a chrysanthemum, and I won't fight or rob him.
When my sister and I were fighting over a piece of meat, my brother lazily took out a large piece of meat from the bowl and fed it to Xiao Hei who was watching us eagerly at the table.
When my sister and I fought over who could buy a piece of clothing, my brother casually wore his new clothes and blamed us for being short-sighted and embarrassing him.
My younger brother often says, "If I don't fight, I don't want to fight. I don't know how much you fight for it!"
But when my sister and I stopped fighting and united, my brother couldn't sit still.
(2) Second aunt introduces strange things? Advise her to live with him by herself!
When I was young, my second aunt brought a short fat man to my house and told me that she had carefully selected a partner for me.
After asking carefully, I found out that the man was thirty-seven years old, divorced and had a child.
The second aunt held my hand and said earnestly in sign language: "Ning Ning, even though he is old, older people can love others!"
Me: "He's so good. I think it's better for you, my second aunt, to divorce and live with him - a female college junior holds a gold nugget, and a thirteenth female college student is given away the country!"
(3) Zhao Zhao Zhi Yuan
My boyfriend of seven years and I are getting married.
But I didn't expect,
The wedding is halfway through,
I haven't even opened my wedding gift yet,
I was asked to buy a gold bracelet for my future sister-in-law.
Purpose: Short and refreshing essay