Request for collection: "Become a Variety Show, Collect Tens of Billions of Debts"
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After passing through the book, Lu Xiyue, a loser in cultivation, was suddenly recognized as the master by Ma Liang's magic pen.
Ma Liang's brush is the first of the four great artifacts in the world of immortality. It can not only make paintings come true, but also allow people to achieve immortality in one step.
As a result, Lu Xiyue, who was alone and alone, suddenly became the target of public criticism.
Logically speaking
Anyone who gets Ma Liang's pen is considered humble if he doesn't walk sideways. After all, someone once used it to almost recreate a world of immortality.
However
Lu Xiyue is a hopeless cripple
Lu Xiyue: ... Okay, after working extremely hard, the stick figure she drew became a spirit.
Lu Xiyue, who has been killed for treasures from time to time: She is too southern! !
In order to save her life, she had to improve her painting skills during the chase.
Finally, one day, while she was being hunted, she drew a very strong stick figure - Xiao Hei.
As soon as Xiao Hei took action, he turned all his pursuers into scum in seconds.
In response, Lu Xiyue burst into tears: I finally waited for you, but fortunately I didn't give up.
Look at the handsome black stickman
Lu Xiyue: Zaizai is so handsome! Mom loves you!
The male protagonist who lost his memory and accidentally floated into the body of a stickman:? ?
He looked at the petite and cute girl in front of him with loving eyes, and said in a very hesitant tone: Mother?
Lu Xiyue touched the head of the stick figure hero and said excitedly: Son! !
Later
The vigorous Xiao Hei turned into a magnificent beauty. The most important thing is that he has a face exactly like the male protagonist.
Lu Xiyue:? ? Where is my stick figure? Where has my strong and dark stickman gone?
Lu Xiyue: Ahhh! You compensate my son! !
Xiaohei, who has become a living person: I will give you my husband
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"Stars Shine" is a blind box variety show with an investment amount of tens of billions. The tens of billions were originally used for another purpose. In order to recover the tens of billions, the debt collector Qian Lai became the general person in charge of "Shining Stars".
In order to recover the debt, the amnesiac poor man Qian Lai carefully explored and took bold photos
As a result, we created a phenomenal variety show that no one dares to imitate.
Netizens repeatedly praised: Wow, this is not a variety show, this is a God who rectifies the entertainment industry. Crowdfunding will be used to film 180 seasons so that the stars can learn some lessons.
Other part-time job programs: celebrities eat well, drink well and fish in troubled waters while working a job with an hourly salary of 300, pretending to lament the hardships of ordinary people.
Money comes to the rescue: directly turning celebrities back into ordinary people.
I took the bus or subway to submit my resume to find a job. The starting price was 500 yuan, and the shooting period started in one month. If I couldn't find a job, I would be hungry.
Here, all star aura is lost.
Look at the celebrities who were defrauded of money, defrauded of loans, and almost defrauded into C sales.
Qian Lai called the police in time: Dear guests, please send me a glass of water and show your warm concern.
Please be careful and beware of scams.
By the way, I haven't made any money today. Please keep up your efforts and pay attention to safety.
Acting Variety Show
Other programs: Fake learning, real royalty, fighting is more exciting than acting
Qian Lai: There is no routine, it just depends on the acting skills
New technology allows guests to perform immersively.
People who become famous at a young age always regret that they have too little experience and cannot play the complexity of the role; now, I am here to fulfill everyone's wishes.
Dear guests, please note that from now on, please treat everything here as the real world.
Poor acting skills, be careful of being killed by NPC.
My acting skills are barely up to standard, and I will repeat the current scene over and over again until I pass it.
After a certain traffic star recorded this show, fans were moved to tears: My brother has suffered, his acting is so great, his acting skills are explosive, how can he act fear so realistically.
Passerby: Shelduck, it's really amazing! Did the wood actually wake up? I actually saw emotions in his eyes? He actually gave goosebumps when he acted "Fear"? Yes, the road has turned pink.
Agent: You have made great progress this time. Are the instructors on this show so good? How about a few more episodes?
After experiencing twelve ways to die, a certain flow finally got the idea: No, no, no, let's forget it.
Survival idol
Provide the best stage for all trainees who have idol dreams and idols who suffer from no stage.
Stop complaining about not having a stage! Don't be forced to change careers and become actors again, ruining the eyes of the audience!
Now, the stage has everything; mountains, seas, explosions, forests...
Absolutely real and extremely crazy scenery, a more exciting visual experience than the album's special effects
Warm reminder: Please follow the steps and movements on the stage to perform effectively.
Water paddling monsters are not welcome on the stage. Paddling babies, please work hard quickly, otherwise, you will be eaten by the stage.
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There are also other themed variety shows.
This is a blind box variety show, full of surprises, but there are too many spoilers, so please stay tuned.
Motto: It doesn't matter if you have shortcomings