Meng Yueming is a huge brain-axe spirit, but everyone in the forest knows that he is actually a lazy cat with a ferocious appearance. His favorite thing is to recharge his batteries and make a series of scary snores to scare small animals. The only way he was so lazy but didn't starve to death was to scare small animals into obediently feeding him. As we all know, Meng Mingyue is the most cunning person in the forest. He only eats fresh meat. How fresh is it? The meat must still have a natural body temperature and bloodshot streaks can be seen. It is not snowflake meat that he will not eat... Until one day, he caught a cunning fox. He was bluffing and was kept submissive from then on. It wasn't until the little fox escaped from his eyes that he realized that his beard had been plucked out by a certain fox, and that his treasured buttocks had also been touched sparsely by a certain fox.
Meng Mingyue: Why is the meat in your mouth so cold and not fresh at all?
Zhuge Hu smiled flatteringly: How about I use my butt to warm you up? Or do you want to eat my flesh? You can eat whatever you want from me, you're welcome. As he spoke, he exposed his fleshy butt.
Meng Mingyue: Recently, I always feel like someone has pulled out my beard. As she spoke, she looked at a certain fox with unclear meaning.
Zhuge Hu: Brother Hu, maybe you have been under too much pressure recently, and your beard fell off after you couldn't bear it anymore. This is normal. The sun will set and it will come up again tomorrow. The beard will grow back after it falls off.
Meng Mingyue: Why do I feel like there is less hair on my butt, and it's a little cold when the wind blows. Zhuge Hu, what do you think, Zhuge Hu! Only then did he realize that the fox had slipped away far away.
Intent: Serious and funny