"Can you play the piano and music?"
"No."
"Can you recite poetry and paint?"
"No."
"What about playing chess? There will always be, right?"
"Not even?"
"You don't know how to play chess, calligraphy or painting, so what are you doing here? You think brothels are so easy to get into now. You really don't know how high the world is."
Don't be picky. . . Don't make personal attacks. . . . Purely fictitious
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