This article is also known as "The Worthy Knight", "The Correct Way to Raise a Golden Retriever" and "Journey to the East"
What was even more bizarre than waking up and traveling to a magical version of the steampunk Song Dynasty was discovering a golden-haired paladin who was about to have his braids in a smuggler's ship.
It is said that he was born in a little-known village;
It is said that he is the holy son blessed by God and is invincible in battle;
It is said that when the war eased slightly, he was tied up and burned on a barbecue by his own king. Bah, burned at the stake——
Xie Zhao patted his thigh excitedly, good guy, what this guy is holding is the sexual transformation script of Joan of Arc! He made a quick decision and pulled this stupid Golden Retriever into his bowl.
As the saying goes, a crooked fruit knight has three treasures: a handsome person with big breasts and a perky butt (cross out) a fool who can fight but can't understand Chinese.
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Later, the first Chinese sentence the golden retriever learned: grass
Xie Zhao: I am stupid
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Report your favor on the golden stage, guide the jade dragon to die for you
PS:
1. The 1.9-Meter-tall golden-haired silly Baitian (not) Gongx cheats and kidnaps an unscrupulous technical nerd for petty crimes. Gong has no real relationship with Joan of Arc, but they have some similarities in life experiences.
2. A non-mainstream nitrogen-fixing game that incorporates elements of demons and steam technology. The background has been specially treated to facilitate operation, and historical figures from the same period have appeared.
3. Contains unscientific content such as battle-damaged macho men, Chinese-style steam armor, sky lantern version of air fortresses, warlocks, and Qi practitioners, etc. The inspiration for the pit comes from science fiction literature in the late Qing Dynasty.
Intention: ideal