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Lin Jiu was a miserable worker. In an accident, a biological sample cut his hand.
After that, something went wrong with his head.
A turtle colleague called him a fool in German in front of him, but he actually understood: Stop taking it for granted, Ich bin dein Vater!
The bald boss went crazy due to menopause, but he was able to accurately avoid the opponent's spit attacks.
You can also hear the dogs talking on the roadside.
Unbearable torment, Lin Jiu finally called the mental hospital. The next moment, his hand was grabbed by a man.
"Carrier of sample No. M335, you need to follow me."
With his gold-rimmed glasses and abstinent yet captivating black pupils, Lin Jiu recognized him. He was Qin Miao, the youngest president of the entire company.
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Qin Miao, the actual shareholder of Biotechnology, the highest observer of Planet Gamma on Earth, is ascetic and indifferent, a work machine, and never cares about any employees.
Until the alien biological gene activity sample was stolen, the only carrier was company employee Lin Jiu.
In order to get him to cooperate, Qin Mu's conditions were: meet all his requirements.
Lin Jiu: Is it really all the requirements?
He lived in his villa grandly, drove his luxury car to a high speed, drank all the bottles of Lafite in the row, openly played gay movies in the living room, and treated his boss as his master, giving him orders at will.
"Give me warm water at 45 degrees Celsius."
"I want to sleep listening to pure 52 Hz music."
"In addition, I also want night lights in 36 colors."
Qin Miao: "Okay, as long as you contribute samples."
Lin Jiu tilted his head: So the sample is...
"Falled hair, skin debris, blood, including body fluids."
Lin Jiu: Is this alien trying to be a gangster?
●Earth's bullshit vs. Alien's indifferent observers
●The inspiration comes from "Super Body", so the subject will continue to evolve. It is a workplace cool article + color waste literature. If you like it, please click and add it to your collection~
Intention: Go to the beautiful place, not willing to give in to others
