I'm Just a Land God

This article is also known as "I'm just an earth god, what kind of incredible strength do I want?" "I want a gentle god who can cook, not a boss" Warning, you will know by reading the text that it will be comprehensive, and there will also be legendary characters appearing. When I was a child, I thought it was cool to be a god and that there was an omnipotent messenger, so Mianmian went everywhere to find his own messenger. When he met the little monkey who was looking for an immortal, he asked, "When you become powerful, can you be my messenger?" A boy wearing a bellyband and bare feet was catching a dragon on the beach and asked, "You are so powerful, do you want to be my messenger?" Pulling the corner of Uchiha's clothes who was stepping on the big fox, he asked, "Can you be my messenger?" Walking past the silver-haired warrior who was picking his nose, "..." Silver-haired warrior: "Hey! What are you doing? Didn't you see Ah Yin? As long as food and housing are included, five insurances and one gold are provided, Ah Yin can do it no matter it's a divine messenger or a god's shit! Hey, hey, hey! Don't be like this! Pretend to ignore it, right? Okay, you succeeded, food and housing are included, okay? Ah Yin will pack it up tonight... Hey, hey, hey, don't go, ah, ah, ah." … When I grow up, The little monkey turned into the Monkey King with his feet on the colorful auspicious clouds. "Little earth, tell Grandpa Monkey King where you want to go. Grandpa Monkey King will take you to heaven and earth!" Later, the great sage became the fighting Buddha. The little kid still looks like a teenager, with three heads and eight arms, and he is still as arrogant as before: "Poor little boy, what are you talking about in your sleep?" Later, he was transformed into a lotus flower and returned to heaven. The arrogant Uchiha said: "Hmph, you want to be my god, Uchiha Madara, with just this little strength? Let's increase our own strength first!" Then, Mianmian was pushed into various ways to improve her strength. Later, the explosive Uchiha provoked a world war and failed in the end. Purpose: To commemorate memories