[Following the article "Thousands of people wear hats [Entertainment Circle]", please add it to your collection, the copy is below]
After Wen Xingzong traveled to the interstellar world, a hot search went viral:
#The last human being in the universe#
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In the interstellar era, humans have long been extinct. Wen Xingzong has become a rare species and is open to live broadcast viewing.
There is no human food here. The little unicorn plucked out a feather, the mermaid baby held a few teardrop gems, and the husky ran over with a "House Demolition Guide" in its mouth...
Wen Xingzong rubbed his belly: Help, I'm going to starve to death QAQ
The hungry Wen Xingzong was looking for food everywhere and met a handsome man in military uniform.
He plucked up the courage to step forward and smiled shyly, "Hello... Are you willing to take in a breeder who can help you with your hair?"
Xiu Zuo:? ? ?
The ruler of the empire, Xiu Zuo, is a madman who kills the emperor from the homeless streets.
He is cold-blooded, ferocious and violent by nature, and never shows his animal form to the outside world.
Until one day, Xiu Zuo started an interstellar live broadcast for the first time, and a small group of humans appeared on the screen.
She has a cute face, soft and fluffy hair, and a gentle smile in her eyes, looking innocent and harmless.
The next second, the human turned around and hugged Shuzuo, the tyrant who "will be attacked by sharks within three meters", rubbed his neck and pinched his ears.
Without saying a word, the ferocious tyrant turned into a fluffy lion cub, curled up its paws and lay in his arms, and cried out in a milky voice: Meow~~
[woc what did my dog eyes see? ? ?
[Uh... Are these lower creatures eliminated by natural selection?
[Your Majesty, cheer up and stop meowing!
The human being sucked in by the cute pet is × fell in love with the holy king who became jealous and turned into a spirit.
**Weibo: Three Nothings are cute hhh
**The follow-up article "A heartthrob transforms into a hater [Entertainment Circle]" Please collect it!
Copywriting: After almost 99 times, Hanshuang Ji finally cleared the heartthrob system.
After returning to the full level, he has both internal and external skills, is proficient in rituals, music, poetry and calligraphy, is good at business and warfare, and has even practiced immortality for hundreds of years...
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Han Shuangji, the number one blacklist in the entertainment industry, is a beautiful waste.
Poor acting skills, poor singing and dancing skills, no sense of variety show, and a waste of that good-looking face.
After being dormant for several months, Hanshuangji made a comeback and participated in cultural promotion variety shows.
The entire Internet boycotted him wildly, forcing him to leave the entertainment industry.
As a result, Han Shuangji became famous overnight with the 90-second trailer before the show was aired.
In the trailer, the other guests' national-style looks are eye-catching, like an "old-style ugly man" exhibition.
Han Shuangji wore a gilt wedding dress, with a girdle that outlined her slim waistline, and her extremely beautiful face that made everyone call her wife.
While the audience was taking screenshots frantically, Han Shuangji was invited to demonstrate classical dance, and his body and flexibility were comparable to those of professional dancers.
Next there will be piano playing, calligraphy, swordsmanship, astrology...
Hanshuang Ji: The program is limited in duration. I will share more cultural beauty with you next time.
Netizen A: Ah Ji is so beautiful! Kick me into the pit!
Netizen B: I am studying in 985, am I qualified to call you wife?
Heizi turned off the video, cursed and took out his summer homework: "This crazy review is going to kill me!"
**Please collect the pre-released article "Little Hong Luan's Courtship Period"!
Copywriting: Hongluan is a fairy bird that is extremely affectionate and chaste.
Ordinary Hong Luan gets married at the age of eighteen, and from then on they stay and fly together, living and dying together.
However, Feng Jiujiu is two hundred years old and is still a lonely bird.
He held the marriage plate and looked forward to it day and night, and finally saw the appearance of the destined couple.
The couple's temperament is outstanding, and their appearance is unparalleled.
It turned out to be the demon king who made the three worlds fearful!
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Feng Jiujiu picked up the little burden, said goodbye to her parents, and went to the Demon Mountain to pursue the Demon King.
On the way, he encountered a ferocious monster that wanted to eat him.
Feng Jiu Jiu was so frightened that she flapped her wings, ran and flew into the deep cave, and plunged into the warm embrace. She happened to be the couple she was looking for.
"You are so beautiful..." Feng Jiujiu lay on the Demon King's chest, looking at his face that was unparalleled in the three realms, and happily offered her a red thread, "Marry me. I will build a nest from now on, and you will hatch the eggs, okay?"
Demon King:...?
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In the third year of their marriage, Feng Jiujiu came home angrily and wanted to separate from the Demon King.
The demon king quickly chased after him, coaxing his sweetheart with a sweet voice, "Be good, didn't you agree as promised? You build the nest, and I'll hatch the eggs."
"No!" Feng Jiujiu's face flushed and she pushed him away hard, "How many times have I told you? I'm a male red luan and I can't lay eggs!"
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Intention: Respect nature and revere life. Even if you are in trouble, you must pursue the light and live bravely.
Reader comments
Looking forward to seeing Uno next time
Queen bad guy? So good at acting?
Can all the atavistic orcs on this planet go back?
I sit down on the bench and eat melon seeds and update. Although the main text (?) Is only one chapter, I kind of want to see the cult between the protagonist and my mom (laughs). I guess the author is still making up for it. If I have nothing to do, I will give it a rest and update it (fog).
Looking forward to seeing Uno next time
Queen bad guy? So good at acting?
Can all the atavistic orcs on this planet go back?
I sit down on the bench and eat melon seeds and update. Although the main text (?) Is only one chapter, I kind of want to see the cult between the protagonist and my mom (laughs). I guess the author is still making up for it. If I have nothing to do, I will give it a rest and update it (fog).