The Twins from the Step Country Who Were Tricked Are Too Clingy

[I really can't write the meme from five years ago, so I can only replace it] As a playful person, I, Yan Yanluo, have two hobbies in my life: looking at beauties and having fun. During the Heian period, I fell in love with a sickly beauty, and I faithfully followed the human walking marriage system. I visited her every night for so long, thinking I had some feelings for her, but it turned out that he wanted to eat me after he recovered. Me: Farewell, the next one will be better. During the Warring States Period, I was mistakenly sealed for three years. In anger, I abducted the beautiful twins from my country. I taught them: "You live just to make me happy." When I got tired of staying here, I left them decisively and ran away overnight. Many years later, when I was chased by my predecessor, the Ghost King, and fled back to my successor country in embarrassment—— The two little beauties I threw away back then have grown into giants with both civil and military skills. A person handed over the family's sovereignty seal with an expression that said "Don't take it, try it." "My lord, you've had enough fun, it's time to go home." The other one silently drew his sword and looked at the Ghost King behind me: "What do you think our Lord is?" Me:? ? ? Wait, wait a minute! This doesn't feel right! #They said they would raise a child to protect them from old age, but they didn't say they would protect me from running away# #I just want to deceive people into glory and wealth, how come I deceive people crazy# #Why are both my ex and my "son" on my escape route# Note ① The writing style is flawed, the logic is dead, the timeline is messy, there are many private settings for magic modification, and it is very OOC. ②The third person of the text can be used to ban corruption. The heartless monster heroine × is obsessed with inheriting the country. ③You don't need to tell me specifically when you leave, let's get together and part ways, okay? ④Updated at 21:00 every day Intention: The price of lies