——Following the articles "From dog-licking dog hater to the heartthrob of Aquaman" and "Villain sick beauty becomes famous in baby show", you can enter the author's column to collect it~
Copywriting of this article:
The year Cheng Xinghai inherited his family's Taoist temple, he picked up a three- or four-year-old child on the hilltop of his home. His parents could not be found after being sent to the police station, so they could only temporarily take him back to the Taoist Temple to take care of him.
The little Zaizai is pretty and cute, but he always has a straight face and a cold look on his face.
Cheng Xinghai: This child must be too homesick. I have to work hard to make money so that he can feel at home!
So, catching monsters, catching ghosts, and looking at Feng Shui, Cheng Xinghai was heartbroken for this family.
Until one day, the Ghost King came to the world in person, intending to turn the world into hell. Everyone in the Taoist sect was helpless, but Zaizai, who was protected behind him by Cheng Xinghai, fended off his powerful enemy with one finger.
Ghost King: Dad, I was wrong...
The little Zaizai turned into a tall and handsome man in the blink of an eye. He pointed at Cheng Xinghai arrogantly and said, "He is also your father."
Ghost King (super well-behaved): Hello, new daddy!
Cheng Xinghai:? ? ?
——Cheng Xinghai: Thank you for the invitation. I am in the underworld and have just left the underworld. I thought I had picked up a cheap son, but I never expected that an old ghost who had been planning for a long time came to pick me up.
[Author Jun Weibo: Lanbei Demon Lord Bei Yaoyao]
Note:
1. This article is set in an imaginary and modern setting, with some private settings;
2. Not scary, sand sculpture text;
3. Two-way secret love, two-way rush;
4. The King of Ghosts does not attack his biological son, but this article attacks the recipient who does not have children;
5. Shou has no strange thoughts about the child's appearance and is simply taking care of him;
6. The emotional line develops after Gong transforms back into an adult;
7. Everything related to metaphysics is the author's nonsense;
8. It can probably be considered as the end of the year;
9. All plots are purely fictional;
10. Add more as you think of it.
——Pre-released article "From Dog-licking Dislike to Thousands of People to Aquaman's Heartthrob"
Copywriting:
Gu Jing is transformed into the cannon fodder dog-licker of the same name in the book. The original owner lacked love since he was a child, and a little charity can make him remember it in his heart and repay it throughout his life.
Before Gu Jingchuan came over, the original owner had no regrets about the movie king, risked his life for the singer king, obeyed the manager's words, and died for the big boss without any regrets. In the end, he only became a stepping stone, a thorn in the side, a cash cow and a ridiculous plaything for these people.
On the day when he learned that he was a suspect, the original owner cut his own throat with a pen on the table in front of four people.
Gu Jing traveled through time at this moment, holding his throat that had been rescued by the medical boss, he raised his middle finger to the four hotheads on the opposite side who accused him of making a fuss and soiling the carpet, and cursed: "Idiots!"
Four protagonists: "???" Something seems wrong.
Later, Gu Jing rose from the 38th line to the top, and he was proficient in acting, singing, and composing. The four protagonists who once regarded him as a fool started to look back: "I think we..."
Gu Jing: "Chou refuses."
Four protagonists: "You are ruthless, you are cold, you are unreasonable!"
The medical expert held Gu Jing in his arms: "My beloved, do you have any opinions?"
The four main characters: "..." Damn, I can't afford to offend this guy!
The cute little girl is very good at teasing and is so slutty that she is old-fashioned and so poor that she only has money left.
——Pre-released article "The Villain's Sick Beauty Becomes Popular in Baby Variety Show"
Copywriting:
Qiao Nan woke up after a serious illness and found that he was cannon fodder, the villain in a book who had done all kinds of bad things.
In the near future, he will betray Lao Gong's business secrets for his first love, abuse Lao Gong's elderly parents, abandon Lao Gong's burdensome son, and offend Lao Gong's whole family.
He thought that no one knew, but in fact everything was under the control of Lian Laogong.
In the end, Qiao Nan was arrested for murdering her husband and was imprisoned. Zaizai was hated by his whole family and died at a young age.
And his married husband got away from their father and son and grew old together with Bai Yueguang.
Qiao Nan was angered by this ending. When she woke up and saw that her son had lost a lot of weight, she was so heartbroken that she took the opportunity of filming a baby drama to run away from home, expecting to get divorced after two years of separation.
On the first day of the live broadcast, Qiao Nan, who decided to take good care of her baby, found that she knew nothing. It doesn't matter, I can take him.
So...
"Daddy is going to sleep, while baby is doing the laundry."
"Daddy, it hurts more than my legs. Baby, please give me a squeeze."
"Daddy kicks the quilt, baby tucks you in."
Netizens are envious of their real names:
[My kid said he was acting in it]
[What a peerless little baby, give me this blessing, I want it!
[Little baby, please ignore your salty fish daddy and come to your aunt. Auntie loves you!
The next second, Qiao Nan, the salted fish in the camera, grabbed the goose, the village bully, who was chattering ferociously: "Let's eat the braised goose tonight."
So handsome! Where can I apply for Mrs. Qiao?
[As expected of a father who brings out a perfect baby, when will God send me one?
[Sorry, I apologize for wanting to steal the cubs before, but now I want both!
The father-son duo is becoming more and more popular, but no one knows who Qiao Nan's partner is.
Until one day, the program team arranged a reunion event. As soon as Qiao Nan said that she was divorced, a person walked in at the door: "We are not divorced, we are very much in love."
Netizen: "!!!"
No, it's dog food!
1. Being sick and confused, he took the dream seriously and imagined the tragic ending of himself and his cub.
2. The background is modern and fictional, and men can have children.
3. 1V1, first love and Bai Yueguang are each other.
Mission: Believe in science and reject superstition.
Reader comments
Girl A goes up, Mandrill defends, Zhongli assists and prepares
Mandrill: The emperor did this...
It's really rare to see anything other than 93/97line, why are they gone?
Thank you, Sengoku and Zefa can also make a couple and call them the admirals that the Navy Headquarters loved so much.
Girl A goes up, Mandrill defends, Zhongli assists and prepares Mandrill: The emperor did this...
It's really rare to see anything other than 93/97line, why are they gone?
Thank you, Sengoku and Zefa can also make a couple and call them the admirals that the Navy Headquarters loved so much.