#Dailytolightlyfunny. Most of the modern backgrounds, the fairy world is ignored#
Tuan Tuan is a little ball of red thread owned by Yue Lao. It has been rubbing its spiritual energy in the heaven for hundreds of years, and finally became a spirit and turned into a three-year-old girl.
Before Tuantuan became a sperm, she didn't feel the red thread. After becoming a sperm, the red thread was her hair. Yuelaotun doesn't use a pocket of red thread, but she likes to have clumps of hair.
Tuantuan was stabbed so hard by Yue Lao that her scalp was numb, and she ran away all over the sky with her short legs. The first thing she learned to say when she was a demon was: "I will fuck you xx, you damn Yue Lao, you stinky Lian Congqing."
One day, Yue Laolian was demoted from Qing and became the former Yue Lao, and everyone applauded with hands and feet. Since she lost her natural enemies, she began to swell, relying on the favor of the immortals, leaving traces of her mischief everywhere in the heaven.
After a few days of unhappiness, I was deceived by the Empress Dowager: "Congratulations to everyone, congratulations to everyone, you will be promoted later, don't forget us."
Tuantuan: "Please speak politely and don't be too arrogant."
The Empress of the Gift: "You are the only one who will be the future Yue Lao! Think about it, you are born with the ability to control the red thread. You are simply a born Yue Lao. Now that the position of Yue Lao Immortal is vacant, as long as you accumulate merit and become an immortal with the body of the Red Thread Spirit, you will be the new Yue Lao just around the corner!"
She was excited and enjoyed a bright future, but in this heaven where there were many immortals and few merits, how could she miss out on the merits?
Tuantuan was successfully tricked into accumulating virtue in the world, and reunited with his mortal enemy Lian Congqing.
————The human world————
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Lian Congqing made her debut as a child star and thrived in the entertainment industry. She was the youngest winner of the Best Actor Award.
Tuantuan was mistaken for Lian Congqing's daughter, Tuantuan covered her head: "Don't touch porcelain, he is a bad guy, he likes to pull out people's hair!"
Lian Congqing was afraid that Tuantuan would spill the beans, so he took over the conversation: "I pulled my hair out for DNA testing. I did it for your father. I promise you that I will never pull out your hair in the future."
Inner OS: You idiot, you actually aspire to be a moon elder, you will be able to pull out your own hair in the future! Pick it up every day!
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A few years later, a reporter interviewed a family: What are Tuantuan's hobbies?
Lian Congqing smiled slightly, "She likes to pull out her hair."
Tuantuan nodded with tears in his eyes, then took out a piece of hair and gave it to the young unmarried reporter.
Pain and happiness, another red thread is pulled, performance +1
Purpose: Be careful when choosing a job