Sorting Hat: "It's difficult, kid. You have the intelligence of a Ravenclaw and the friendliness of a Hufflepuff, it's difficult. So which house do you want to go to?"
——"Slytherin! Slytherin!"
"You don't seem to have much ambition."
——"Slytherin will not be deducted points when he chases the professor!!! He can also be put in one-to-one confinement, which is nice."
"... Your courage makes me suspect that you are a Gryffindor. Ha."
Intention: Jumping sideways repeatedly on the verge of death.
