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Su Fu always thought that he was a cool protagonist, because when he traveled to another world, he practiced Jindan for three years for five years and became the youngest Nascent Soul Ancestor for ten years. Even if a big yellow dog passing by yelled at him twice, he would be slapped twice by his master.
Until his master played with his feelings and was brutally killed by his wife. Yes, he was the unlucky 'wife'.
Unexpectedly, he didn't die and returned to the real world.
As a result, he turned around and found that his real world had turned on the abuse indicator. His father did not love his mother, his brothers thought he was a little fool, and there was a fake young master who liked to frame him when he had nothing to do.
Hey, why don't you put me back on?
Until he found a Cowherd who looked exactly like his master in a certain place.
What? A gambling father, a mother who died young, a naughty brother and a broken him.
This, this, this, if I don't play with him, who will play with him!
Su Fu asked excitedly and politely: "Handsome boy, would you consider being taken care of by me?"
The boss who was mistaken for the Cowherd:?
Su Fu rubbed his hands and asked politely again, "By the way, is your place big?"
Boss:?
Su Fu: "By the way, I am relatively poor. Three thousand a month is enough?"
Seize less?
You mean seizing the young master? !
The boss's face was extremely complicated, and he finally said in a stiff tone with a bit of humiliation: "Three thousand and five."
This is his last dignity.
Su Fu: Hey, it's so expensive! (Dislike. Jpg)
Boss:? ? ?
Later, their naughty brother found out about their foster care agreement. The younger brother rubbed his hands and deliberately came to the door while the boss was at home.
Brother: "Please support me. I only need two thousand."
Su Fu:?
Brother: "We must never let my brother know about this."
Su Fu:? ?
Brother: "By the way, sister-in-law, when will you break up with my brother?"
Su Fu:? ? ?
The boss who overheard all the conversations silently opened the closet.
The younger brother who was gloating about his misfortune, the expressionless boss, and himself who just wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Hey, forget it, you'd better put me back on.
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And a certain god sat in the ninth heaven, picked up a flower, tore off a petal and then muttered something, and when he tore off a petal, he muttered something.
"What he loves is me, what he loves is my clone, what he loves is me, what he loves is my clone——"
No, he has to ask clearly!
Wait, he said he loves two me at the same time? ?
Okay! Then isn't this double love! !
No! Two? !
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The ancestor of the sand sculpture is awesome and slaps in the face. It's so sweet and sweet. The heartthrob Su Fushou
A cool text and a sweet text that slaps the face into a sandy text! All the logic in this article is just for fun! Be jealous of yourself! The kind that can eat itself to death! Gong is really jealous! !
Chasing Wife Crematorium! Thousands of people love Shura Field! A jealous confrontation between two personalities!
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Pre-released article for the next book: "Everyone who has read the epilepsy article knows it"
Copywriting: Anyone who has read epileptic novels knows that there is a feeling of powerlessness that cannot be reached into the text. The protagonist has obviously been scolded as a sieve by the mentally retarded protagonist, but the protagonist in it can beat a good hand of cards to pieces. I just want to rush in and slap him several times, kick him, and spit out, "Bah!"
So after staying up late and reading hundreds of epileptic novels, Su Wu finally made himself mad. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had entered the epileptic novel, and it also came with an epileptic novel cool value system.
The system always likes to release current to it whenever it is good.
The first epileptic world: He is forced to dress up as a woman and marry the scumbag's 'beautiful wife'. He is a mute who cannot speak. He is a dodder who cannot defend himself and only cries after being falsely accused. He is a brainless person who has been abused physically and mentally but still drags his feet with the scumbag and is unwilling to divorce. He is an idiot who has clearly decided not to deal with the scumbag but then turns around and the other party comes to the door and starts all kinds of incomprehensible things. He is a piece of trash who clearly intends to live an independent life but is still soft-hearted!
The second epileptic world: He is the stand-in for the originator of a secret love, a tool for sending someone a thousand miles away, a lunatic who is willing to be teased and tortured in all kinds of ways but still falls in love with garbage out of control, a container for being hurt and his eyes and kidneys are dug out, and he is the one who clearly decided to fake death and live a good life but is still unclear about his ex!
The third epileptic world: He is a true young master who has been wronged, a pitiful little boy who was abused, bullied and framed at home. He is an innocent person who is misunderstood by everyone and kicked out of the house. In the end, he can only choose to commit suicide to end his life and let those who hurt him regret for the rest of his life!
After reading the information about the world, Su Wu took a deep breath. His hands were itchy and thirsty. Great, I can do it. I can really do it. I can't control my urge to slap him in the face!
I am really familiar with this job! I really can!
But at this time, the system said quietly, "You know that I am a string of data, right?"
Su Wu was busy sending the scumbag to prison, with a puzzled look on his face, "So?"
System took a puff on the e-cigarette, "I mean, you should know that I also have electricity when I have sex, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a tiny current flowed through his arm.
Su Wu: "?"
System: "Yes, I am sexually harassing you."
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A strong man never complains about the environment. Su Wu is slapped in the face by x cold-faced underwear-washing system data current attack
The cool article is a slap in the face article. Please don't use common sense to understand the logic of the epilepsy article. The protagonist is logic.
The system is a system, data is data, and current is current, so the system data and current play is normal.
Purpose: Love must be brave and firm
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