The original title of this article is "You can't become a scumbag in learning" and "You can't become an immortal if you don't study well"
Kui Dou Xingjun, who is responsible for the world's exam luck, came down to earth to survive the tribulation, and the education system in the heaven was paralyzed!
All the gods turned around and kicked the cubs down to the human world one by one.
——The teachers have gone down, but this melon boy is still fooling around in the sky!
Go down and study for me!
At that time, Song Xiaokui had completed the catastrophe at the speed of light and was about to fly back to heaven.
Just listen to Tianzun say:
Mr. Xing, everyone has sent their children there. You should work harder and come back after teaching. Your merits will be doubled.
Song Xiaokui calculated, if you have merit, you can take it... Okay.
So Song Xiaokui did not return to heaven, but became the head teacher of the last crane class in a university.
On the first day of work, Teacher Song looked at the various types of students gathered in his class and raised the corners of his lips——
"Dear students, as we all know, according to the new rules of the heaven, scumbag students cannot ascend."
If you do this, you may have problems even going back.
At the beginning——
The naughty kids: "Hahahaha, is she talking about Peach? Ascension? What a funny brain!"
Later——
Good babies: "Teacher! I have so little homework today, have you given up on me?
Am I not qualified to write the homework you left me?
Am I not qualified to do the questions you asked? I'm not convinced! QAQ"
Parents watching from heaven——
"Teacher Song, if Guawazi disobeys me, you can beat him!"
"Xingjun, I leave my son to you!"
"Teacher Song, look at how my child will fill out his application form when he returns to heaven. Which university should he choose, Tianhua University or Tianbei University? St. Stanford University in the west is also good..."
Later, when the parents saw a certain school doctor frequently paying attention to Teacher Song, they were furious!
"A mere mortal dares to take advantage of Xingjun!"
"Teacher Song is a treasure in the heaven, return Teacher Song to the heaven!"
The school doctor took off his vest, revealing the true form of Emperor Ziwei——
Shut up, especially if it weren't for you, my wife would be too busy to go home!
The sand sculpture novel about the best immortal master and sand sculpture students, p. S. There are many characters, and it is more of a group portrait. Growth is the main line, and emotions are supplemented.
CP is the irritable fairy x the straight male school doctor
Please collect the pre-received article: "My Taoist Companion was created through the APP"
Guan Qingning became the cannon fodder elder sister in the novel about cultivating immortals.
The only way to return to modern times is to pass through the ancient secret realm.
However, the secret realm discriminates against singles, and two people must be "connected" to open it!
Guan Qingning had a headache, and took out her "golden finger" with the mentality of giving it a try - Tiandao APP
Log in, and then posted a group sharing message:
"We are looking for a Taoist companion to pass through the dungeon. It will be mutually beneficial and a win-win situation. It's not like that."
"Requirements: Long legs, less talkative and not clingy. I can't cook, I hope you can."
"Message: CP Didi, you are the only one."
As soon as the message was sent, an ordering application was received within seconds.
Guan Qingning:? ?
There really is!
Yin Fang, the master of Kunwu Palace, the number one sword cultivator in China,
The person closest to the realm of God within a hundred years is only one "opportunity" away from "ascension".
——But this "opportunity" also discriminates against singles!
One day, there was a sudden "ding-dong" sound in the consciousness, and a group-matching message appeared.
The sword cultivator took a look at his own conditions - acceptable;
As for cooking... You can learn it.
Therefore, Palace Master Yin silently clicked "Join the group".
Before the mission——
Guan Qingning: Sword practitioners, we agreed that we are going to be fake just to pass the mission.
Yin Fang: Of course, women will only affect the speed of my sword.
"Taoist couple" registration——
Guan Qingning held the bonding stone and dripped blood: It's fake!
Yin Fang: That's exactly what I meant.
After coming out of the secret realm——
Guan Qingning: The mission is over, let's break up.
Yin Fang: No, I haven't ascended yet. You are irresponsible.
One night several years later——
Guan Qingming throws the pillow: When will you ascend? !
Yin Fang (disapprovingly): Ning Ning, stop making trouble, the child is about to wake up.
——The second child is already two years old, and he has been promoted to a P. Being a swordsman is not as exciting as being a baby daddy!
Purpose: Teaching and educating people, teaching students in accordance with their aptitude
Reader comments
In fact, I quite like Fang Yinyue. Although she is a little pampered, she is not bad in nature. If she were the heroine, she would be a charming lady who is always pampered. The meaning in the original text is difficult to understand, so forget about the extras. Thank you, the author?
I think you are quite powerful in such a threatening manner.
You do update, please help me. I have saved you for almost a year and you haven't updated yet?
More, brother, madam, don't force me to beg you.
[Eat melon] [Eat melon] Does the First Master really love his wife? If he was given a chance to eat into his master's wife's desperate spiritual heart, would he do it——?
In fact, I quite like Fang Yinyue. Although she is a little pampered, she is not bad in nature. If she were the heroine, she would be a charming lady who is always pampered. The meaning in the original text is difficult to understand, so forget about the extras. Thank you, the author?
I think you are quite powerful in such a threatening manner.
You do update, please help me. I have saved you for almost a year and you haven't updated yet?
More, brother, madam, don't force me to beg you.
[Eat melon] [Eat melon] Does the First Master really love his wife? If he was given a chance to eat into his master's wife's desperate spiritual heart, would he do it——?
I couldn't help but sing along~
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