Qifang: "Fengyangegege..." She felt like vomiting in her heart, and there was a voice that despised her.
Jing Fengyan: "…"
Qi Fang: "Ahem... Feng Yan! I had a dream last night."
Jing Fengyan: "Huh?"
Qifang: "I want you to play the piano for me and make my dream come true."
Jing Fengyan: "Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to come out of your dream? Aren't you afraid that I will be worried?"
Someone's face turned red, and in his heart that person was so numb that he couldn't listen anymore and was wandering in a fugue.
Qifang: "In my dream... I was getting married to you!"
Jing Fengyan smiled. The ice sculptured face that had not changed for thousands of years could actually smile? The smile is very... Evil!
Jing Fengyan: "Pu'er, you don't need me to weave dreams for you with my harp. I'll hire you tomorrow and we'll get married the day after tomorrow!"
Qi Fang: "Wow..." She didn't look reserved at all. There was a voice in her heart saying, "A noble princess and a part-time general can actually be such a nymphomaniac. She wants to get married!"
Jing Fengyan: "Pu'er, in this life, I will greet the morning with you, watch the sunset together, drink green plums, look at the stars and the moon, and make a pair of shadows. Walk side by side, travel all over the rivers and mountains, and look for the tranquility of the years!"
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After that, a man and a woman appeared in various countries. The man looked like a fairy who had fallen into the world, showing elegance in his movements. The woman looks beautiful and touching, but she acts like a madwoman, making people avoid her for fear of harming her body. Everyone in the world feels sorry for the man. Such an immortal must be matched by sister Chang'e.
Concept: Overhead lines, torture first and then sweetness