Why Is My Fox so Salty?

[This article is also known as "Biluo Inn Survival Guide"] [Copywriting 1] You ask me why the biluo tree blooms again after a thousand years? Why is it said that shemales are not allowed to get married? How ferocious is the ferocious beast Taotie in Netherworld Cave? How many concubines does the proprietress of Biluo Inn have? It all starts with the world-destroying human-monster war 10,000 years ago... Bang (slap sound)! Speak humanly! A certain author covered his face, okay... Here, gentlemen, please read in. There are all kinds of shemale romances you like, sadistic ones, sweet ones, thunderous ones, salty ones, you name it! Don't miss it if you're passing by! [Copywriting 2] In the first year after Hua Mingxue left home, she opened an inn under the unique blue tree in the world and picked up a little white fox as a mascot. The next year, looking at the soft and charming girl in front of her and the white fox tail swaying behind her, Hua Mingxue swallowed and roared in her heart: This is a girl! This is a vixen! Hua Mingxue, you idiot, wake up! In the third year, after Mingxue finished beating the monster that turned into a wood carving, she glanced at the dark circles under the eyes of that beautiful face, snorted coldly, turned around and sat on the threshold of the inn, looking at the green tree full of flowers, thinking about her little fox. When would her little fox come back? In the fifth year, under the blue tree, Mingxue sat in the formation of life and death, hugging her little fox tightly. She still had the same charming face, with long black eyelashes covering her smiling eyes, and her skin was frighteningly white against the background. Why was her little fox so stupid? She had long been prepared to face this death alone, from the moment she left home... In the sixth year, Mingxue took her little fox to the wedding banquet of Princess Wuyang and General Fengce. Looking at her former best friend with a sweet and happy marriage, and then looking at this unrivaled elegance and indifferent face, Mingxue felt complicated. Why was her little fox so salty? And it's salty from beginning to end! [Four pairs of CPs in this article]: "Ossie Honkai Wind" monster-catching girl × fake "soft and cute girl" is not sweet at all Nine-tailed old fox (sex change in the early stage) The cold and taciturn female general × the sentimental carp spirit The ferocious beast Taotie who is full of dirty talk × the cold-hearted and sinister half-demon boy The delicate and unruly little princess × the narcissistic romantic painting demon ========================================================================================== [Old version of copywriting] Copy 1: The youngest daughter of a family of monster hunters ran away from home because she didn't want to catch monsters. For an agreement, an inn was opened under the Biluo tree, the ancient sacred tree where humans and monsters separate. From then on, "I drive this road. I want to pass by from now on and leave money to buy the road." Little Demon Armor: Did you hear that the woman from Biluo Inn is coming? Little Demon B: Is that the one with eyes as big as lanterns, teeth sharper than the Luoyangpo Tiger Spirit, hair made of countless snakes spraying venom, six feet tall, eight feet wide, so big that even the Netherworld Cave can't be entered, and who eats alive the human Hua Mingxue when he encounters little monsters with low demon power? The two little demons swayed together in tacit understanding, "Run!" (Hua Mingxue:???) Copy 2: As the last nine-tailed fox, he woke up from his slumber and was sealed in this broken tree. He could only possess a little fox. Then, he was pressed on the bed by that stupid human and groped for three years. After his transformation, he was used as a waiter by that ugly woman. He was so angry... After he couldn't bear it anymore, he thought for a long time, and maybe he could consider entering the Zan Biluo Inn... (Hua Mingxue:???) ========================================================================================== Demining Statement I, Xiaohuo, will soon be a junior in college. I am preparing for cross-professional postgraduate entrance examinations, and I also have various tasks to arrange, such as Daiso and ACCA exams. (Tweaking) So the updates in the next two years may be very irregular, but there are pitfalls that must be filled! Never give up! 2020.07.10 Concept: Love has all kinds of flavors, sweet, sour, bitter and spicy, plus a little salty