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The pre-release copy of "The Top Ranker Just Wants to Post", "Protect Our Scumbag" and "After Rebirth I Became the God of Cooking" are below the copy of this article.
Copywriting of this article:
Qin Yue is a money-loving and stingy person. As long as there is money to be made, I will participate in any shabby program.
Netizens ridiculed: Now that I have reached the peak of my debut, it is almost time to retire.
Qin Yue said: It's just a side job, don't worry about it.
Everyone in the rich circle knows that there is a master who provides one-stop services in fortune telling, feng shui, exorcism and monster hunting. He is as talented as he is, but it is difficult to see his true appearance, and even if he has money, he may not be able to hire him. How many people squeezed their heads to see the master, but they didn't know that the master was being laughed at on the TV in front of them.
Ridiculed 1: Why doesn't Qin Yue withdraw from the circle? He even boasted that he was a top student at a prestigious university. Looking at his bad handwriting, he was even better than this.
Rich Man 1: I heard that it is difficult to find a single talisman from the master, and a word worth a thousand pieces of gold is priceless.
Ridiculed 2: How can Qin Yue, an old man like him, understand antiques? Don't hold the chamber pot as a treasure.
Rich Man 2: I heard that the master has a sharp eye and never makes a mistake!
Ridiculed 3: Qin Yue is so stingy that he has no friends.
Entertainment tycoon Guan Yunheng: Hello everyone, I am Qin Yue's good friend and his crazy fan...
Netizens: ... Boss, would you blink if you were kidnapped?
Later, Qin Yue became famous successfully. All talents discovered——
Qin Yue is not only the grandson of Qin Yi, the master of calligraphy and painting, his calligraphy - really a ghost painting charm - is hard to find!
What - all the money he earned was used to donate national treasures and cultural relics for free? ?
Netizens: ... Master, my keyboard has become a genius. It used to be crazy and wanted to hack you, so I will smash it to cheer you up!
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Guan Yunheng is a complete materialist atheist.
After a car accident, he woke up and found himself wrapped in a jade ring.
The owner of the jade finger ring is a weirdo who talks a lot——
Guan Yunheng: ... In an instant, I felt like a dog was in trouble, is it possible? !
At the beginning
Qin Yue: Everything has animism.
Guan Yunheng: If you can't hear it, just pretend it doesn't exist.
Qin Yue: I must save this undead soul.
Guan Yunheng: I don't care, I want to go back to my body.
Qin Yue: The secret must not be revealed.
Guan Yunheng: Damn it, you are a third-rate little idol, can you concentrate on your career?
Three months later, Guan Yunheng returned to his body by chance and took his men to Qin's house to block the door.
Guan Yunheng: ... Um, are you interested in becoming a top player? The kind that the company has no brains to praise.
Qin Yue:......
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The following is the copy of the pre-received article "I heard we are a couple"
Rebirth of Bai Qierhei (loyal dog? Crazy critic?) Beauty Attack VS ignorant and slow Shou. Weaving a web in the early stage and favoring each other in the later stage.
After returning from overseas, Yu Qiuxuan, who had been silent for a long time, received a script that no one was interested in. His collaborator was Qi Fei, an actor whose acting skills were criticized.
After the official start-up.
Aloof? Unsmiling? Acting is stiff? They are all rumors! Yu Qiuxuan found that this junior was very well-behaved and considerate, his acting skills were smooth and he worked hard.
Naturally, the two became friends.
But what he didn't know was——
Just when he was defenseless and sleeping beside the other person.
The young man raised his hand and traced his eyebrows carefully with his fingers, with a crazy smile: Twenty years, Teacher Yu. This time, you can't escape anywhere! Even if we go to hell, let's go together!
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On the day he won the Grand Slam Best Actor Award, a car accident caused Qi Fei to be reborn twenty years ago.
At that time, he was a hot new top player.
To start over, Qi Fei thought about it. In this life, nothing matters except Yu Qiuxuan.
So——
Watching his artist become Yu Qiu Xuan Du Wei, and becoming more and more addicted, the manager has questions on his head: Ancestor, please let me beg you! These days, being top-notch is like leeks in the field, growing one crop after another. Can we use our self-motivation on ourselves?
Qi Fei: I'm waiting.
Agent: Wait? What are you waiting for? Waiting for your company to jump from the top 50 to the top 10 in the world, and then just go home and inherit the family business? !
Soon after, Qi Fei defied public opinion and took over a small-cost online drama, with Yu Qiuxuan, who had not been seen for a long time, as his collaborator.
Agent: OK, even though this drama is full of surprises. But Master, you succeeded in chasing stars, I am very happy!
Qi Fei smiled and said nothing.
The opening ceremony and the Reuters video were just released. Instigated by marketing accounts, fans of the two families were at odds with each other, and everyone knew it.
Yu Qiuxuan: Although fans have some disagreements, we are still good colleagues, right?
Qi Fei (smiling): Of course, Teacher Yu has always been my goal!
Due to the pleasant cooperation, the two became friends. Everyone knows that they have a good relationship, but Yu Qiuxuan's agent always dislikes Qi Fei.
Agent: Bet your godson's lucky money for the next eighteen years! Just by the look in his eyes when he's alone with you, there's definitely something fishy!
Yu Qiuxuan: Don't talk nonsense, Qi Fei and I are good friends. Right?
Qi Fei (smiling): Of course.
One year later——
Yu Qiuxuan, wearing a ring on his ring finger, and watching the scene of Qi Fei's horse fall with netizens: Liar...
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The following is the copy of "Protect Our Scumbags"
Ye Gui was reborn and returned to ten years ago. Isn't it nice to stay away from the scoundrels and just be a lazy fish?
[Beep—The life saving system is officially launched! The host must work hard to earn reborn health points, otherwise it will be punished with no less than ten levels of pain.
After experiencing it once, Ye Gui, who is sensitive to pain, knelt down directly: "Work hard! Isn't it enough if I try hard?!"
One day, Ye Gui recruited money to star in a TV series, and the leading actor turned out to be Chu Ci, whom he hated the most!
The system frantically prompts: "Hurry, host! If you catch this god of learning, you can complete the mission as soon as possible."
Roadside News: "The Chu Film Emperor's family is poor and he has huge debts."
Ye Gui: "Isn't it just money? Master, I have a lot of money!"
Rumors quickly spread among the crew: "Young Master Ye is supporting Chu Ci?"
Ye Gui: "We discussed acting skills all night long, do you believe it?"
**
Chu Ci offended a big shot in the circle, and Ye Gui coaxed him: "What the hell does this mean to offend? I want you to see what it means to offend!"
The boss gave in and disappeared from the world.
One day, Ye Gui said: "Xiao Ci, is there a movie that's okay? Go and take a look?"
Chu Ci: "Okay!"
Big production! Big team! This time he will support him to the international market, and after completion, he will gain a huge amount of life points!
**
On the signing day, Ye Guinei was anxious: "I'm going to WC. You stay here, don't move around."
When he came back, Chu Ci was at the same place. The producer and director in front of him were flattering: "Mr. Chu, why don't you go there in person for such a small matter as signing a contract!"
Chu Ci raised his eyebrows and smiled: "There is no way, we have to satisfy the sponsor, right?"
Ye Gui: "???"
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The following is the copy of the pre-released article "After Rebirth, I Became the God of Cooking":
Lu Jian lay on the operating table and reviewed her life.
What a huge joke!
He was supposed to be a pampered young master of the Lu family, but he was given to another family by mistake. By the time he recognized his biological parents when he was eight years old, he had already lost his place in the family.
The adopted son who treated Jiu Zhan magpie's nest sincerely was designed to break his legs and he could only rely on a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
She longed for family affection and was careful to please her biological parents, but one time she heard her mother sigh that "it is better to have children than to raise children", which broke her heart.
Lu Jian thought to herself that if he was given another chance, he would definitely not return to Lu's house...
When he opened his eyes again, he was actually reborn in the tenth year of Hui Lu's family, and was bound to a noisy food learning system!
Lu Jian sneered: Do you still want him to be cannon fodder for the Holy Father like before? Go away!
So——
Physiological Parents: "If you don't obey me, your financial resources will be cut off!"
Lu Jian: Basic kitchen skills light up!
Adopted son: "I don't believe you have any future after leaving the Lu family?!"
Lu Jian: Recognized by famous teachers!
The other Lu family members who were watching the joke asked: "Do you think there is something wrong with Lu Jian? Becoming a chef? It's a shame he can figure it out!"
Lu Jian: The first store is ready!
Anyway, he no longer wants to care what others think, he must live for himself this time.
One day, he accepted a variety show called "Celebrity Master Chef".
After the recording ended, a certain actor, who had always shown himself to be indifferent in the industry, began to shamelessly run up to him to show off his presence——
Lu Jian lost her patience: "What do you want to do?"
Bai Wen, who is very picky about food: "I'm attracted to your cooking skills!"
Lu Jian: "..."
Much later, Entertainment Weekly frequently photographed Lu Jian and Bai Wen in the same supermarket.
CP fans burst into tears: "It's true to hear it a hundred times and see it once!"
Lu Jian: "... No! Really not! It's a misunderstanding!"
Bai Wen: "Haha."
Intention: In the face of difficulties, maintain the yearning and original intention for beauty and kindness.
Reader comments
Our Comrade Sang's local accent sounds familiar to you, right?
Poor brother, the work-wear guy who was there in the blink of an eye disappeared inexplicably.
My wife writes with great care! Basically, there is a long analysis at the end of every chapter. It's so thoughtful.
So, madam, when will you come back? Wow, oh, oh, oh, this is really well written.
Our Comrade Sang's local accent sounds familiar to you, right?
Poor brother, the work-wear guy who was there in the blink of an eye disappeared inexplicably.
My wife writes with great care! Basically, there is a long analysis at the end of every chapter. It's so thoughtful. So, madam, when will you come back? Wow, oh, oh, oh, this is really well written.