Shu Ze: "My feet hurt, please carry me!"
Everyone:! ! !
Wei Yan knelt down and carried him on his back. At this moment, he remembered the lines in the storybook.
Wei Yan: "You are so heavy... Uh..."
Shu Ze:? ? ! !
Wei Yan: "You are simply too fat..."
Shu Ze:? ? ! !
Everyone:? ? ! !
"You're so fat that I feel... Hiss... I was wrong." Shu Ze grabbed his ears and held on. "What do you mean? If you dislike me for being fat, then let me go! Ah!"
Wei Yan hurriedly shook his head like a rattle played by a child, "I was wrong." At the same time, he secretly said in his heart, "The scripts are all lies. Why can others say that they can please their wives but not themselves? Huh, what a piece of shit."
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