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Zhou Hao, who was heavily in debt after time travel, wanted to live a 'good' life where he could be trapped in a sack at any time! The money-making mode has started.
During the day, he sold incense and candles to people, and at night, he sold incense to Piao.
In winter, he sells sweet potatoes to people, and in summer, he sells watermelons to monsters.
Since then, in this stall located within a few miles. Comrade Zhou Hao single-handedly raised the price of the entire stall!
A colleague: "There's a new idiot next door! A broken watermelon actually sells for 999! If he can sell half of it, I will take his last name!"
The colleague turned around to get a melon, and saw this new stupid colleague coming over and said: "Brother, there are too many sold and I can't find it. Can I change it?"
The peers instantly exploded and sold!
Zhou Hao, a humble fellow fool: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just troublesome to change the money. For the convenience of customers, we will round up the money from tomorrow on. I don't have to bother you to change the change."
Still rising!
Mom, this world is too magical, I want to go home!
Zhou Hao, who only thinks about setting up a stall to pay off his debts, and Qin Yi, the creditor who only thinks about a happy retirement
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Zhou Tang, who returned to his hometown to recuperate, suddenly found that everything in his hometown was unusual...
On the first day of renovating the old house, the owner of the hardware store on the same street was a nail freak.
On the third day of moving in, the tree in my backyard also turned into a spirit!
The most unexpected thing is that my friend who has been stupid for many years is not a human being!
I... Went back to the wrong home?
Shadow Zhou Tang who is dedicated to caring for the elderly × Gu Yi, the paranoid non-human being
Small Theater 1
Zhou Tang found that sometimes Gu Yi was fine when he went out, but when he came back, his clothes were torn or there were injuries. Could it be that someone was bullying him?
The tree that became a spirit: Boss! He is tall and big, no one can bully him.
Zhou Tang: Bullying does not necessarily rely on height. Being crushed by IQ is also a kind of bullying.
Bully on one side: Wake up! ! ! How stupid is this guy! ! ! !
Zhou Tang: What did you say? I can't hear you!
Gu Yi: Tangtang, he called me a fool!
Beat him!
Small Theater 2
Zhou Tang woke up from the heat in the middle of the night and found Gu Yi putting sweet potatoes around his bed...
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Gu Yi said: "Er Ha said that he placed three circles of small white flowers that he liked around senior brother's bed. Senior brother jumped up happily, took feather bullets, and chased Er Ha for three streets."
What kind of flowers can be found in late autumn, only Tao Yuanming's saying, pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence...
Suddenly I felt that my 'silly son' was still very 'filial'...
Purpose: Set up stalls scientifically, and you and I will fight each other on the road to wealth.