1.
After death, he will not go to heaven or hell. Qiao Mi donated hundreds of millions of his family property and bought a ticket to a soul asylum. This place is called Yunjian.
There are no animals, no living people here, just endless illegal elements.
Qiao Mi, who was sent to collect illegal books when he first became a reporter:? Am I here to fight against pornography and illegal activities?
On the first day of work, I went to collect illegal video tapes, and ended up losing an eyeball?
On the third day of work, I went to inspect the PUA man who had issued the experience certificate. As a result, his little finger was broken?
In the second week of work, I went to the police station to get a new assignment and secretly complained about the police officer being caught. As a result... The anti-pornography work was gone? Sweeping the floor instead? ?
Life is not easy, Qiao Mi sighed: Kill me.
Unexpectedly, a butcher's knife fell from the sky and landed on her arm.
Qiao Mi looked at the white and tender right arm on the ground, looked up to the sky and screamed - Zhu Zhou! Help! !
Officer Zhu, who arrived belatedly: Huh? How come you always have missing arms and legs? Is it so impossible to live without me?
2.
Reporter Qiao often fell asleep at night when chasing police officer Zhu, and his roommate Zhao Chuji sent him a live broadcast link.
When reporter Qiao heard this... Hey, something is wrong!
He immediately took out his cell phone and called Officer Zhu: "Zhu Zhou, Zhu Zhou, someone is selling pornographic recordings here!"
Officer Zhu, who was woken up by a phone call at three in the morning: forced a smile.
In contrast, when Officer Zhu chased Reporter Qiao, it was much simpler and rougher. He directly sent her dozens of photos of his abs, raised his eyebrows and said, "I have someone I like in private chat."
Qiao Mi:? ? ?
Intention: In another world, give me justice.