After Being Forced to Become Hokage

I always felt that it was Kakashi-sensei's fault that I became Hokage. Also, why did Naruto run away with Sasuke when I was Hokage? I didn't do anything. Also, why am I still single? Also, why does Kakashi-sensei always say some incomprehensible things. "Sakura, what do you think of me?" "Not much." Serving Instructions: 1. Main card Sakura, Zuoming Wangdao 2. Neurosis articles 3. Pit 4. First person essay, short story Intention: pit