"Please listen to what I have to say! Ah! My love for you stretches thousands of miles and can circle the earth fifty-eight thousand times. Every time the earth rotates once, the human world spends one day. In these 24 hours, 1,440 minutes, and 86,400 seconds, I have already said I Love You to you thousands of times!"
"Fat cat, could you please pick out the green vegetables from between your teeth first? Also, your saliva has sprayed on my face."