A Straight Man of Steel Falls in Love with a Straight Woman of Steel

The male protagonist, a handsome single mother, has been on numerous blind dates but none of them have been successful. An angry friend opened his mobile phone and discovered the secret of his failed blind dates: Girl 1: I have to put on makeup again at work tomorrow. It's annoying. It would be nice if people could look good without makeup. Male protagonist: Some people look good even without makeup. Girl 1: Oh, don't comfort me/naughty/ Male Protagonist: I mean me. Girl 1:…… Girl 2: I was told that I was as fat as a pig today. I feel so sad. … Girl 2: Do you think I'm fat? Girl 2: Ignore me again Girl 2: Hum Male protagonist: Why do you make a pig noise? Girl 3: Can you be sweeter and stop being dumb all the time? Male protagonist: OK. Girl 3: ... From now on, say "Haoda" (no period) to appear more relaxed, got it? Male protagonist: Okay (no period). The friend angrily crashed his phone, pointed at a girl's photo and said, "This is the last time I will help you find a blind date. If you don't succeed, you will die alone!" The male protagonist loosened his tie and breathed a sigh of relief: "Women are so difficult to deal with, so I'd better not fall in love." But later, he fell madly in love with the heroine Male protagonist: The lipstick you put on today is very beautiful. Hostess: I didn't put on lipstick Male Protagonist: But your mouth is red. Hostess: Oh, I forgot to apply the chili oil after eating. Male protagonist:...... Male protagonist: Your aunt is here, does it hurt? Hostess: It hurts, what's wrong? Male protagonist: I heard that my aunt wants to drink brown sugar water. I want to buy some... Hostess: Are you here too? Male protagonist: "I just played a game." Female protagonist: "666." Male protagonist: "We had another spicy turkey noodle meal." Female protagonist: "666." Male protagonist: "Wait until I go to the toilet." Female protagonist: "666." Male protagonist: "Can you stop saying 666? Can we use other words, honey? It can make it look more relaxed." Female protagonist: "66..." Male protagonist: "Huh?" Hostess: "Dashun?" The male protagonist pawn. #What kind of experience is it like for a straight man of steel to meet a straight woman of steel# #I am very straight, my wife is straighter than me# #What is it like to be broken into soft metal by your wife# #Many years later, I cured the disease of straight men, and the method was...# Purpose: Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda