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There is a god in the sky who loves money as much as his destiny. I don't like to hold red strings, I just want to be the God of Wealth.
There is a man on the ground who is so prodigal that he breaks his house. Being poor is like having nothing to lose, and all depends on catching monsters.
The god who never lied was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor because he had too much money in his treasury. In order to let this stingy god reflect, the Jade Emperor signed a clause with someone, but he never expected to meet a liar. He signed an overbearing clause and sold the experienced god to someone for life.
As the saying goes, wealth should not go to outsiders. After falling ill with a strong sense of wealth, he suddenly remembered that his main business was the old man Yuexia. Seeing that the man was not bad looking, he simply did not do anything else, gritted his teeth and tied the marriage of the two with a red thread.
From then on, there was a demigod in the sky, capable of deception and deception. Fortunately, this demigod loved gambling so much that he not only lost all the money he had obtained through fraud, but also owed a lot of debt. Facing the puzzled looks in the eyes of the gods, the demigod patted his chest and said: My husband's small treasury is all under my control! Come and keep betting!
Small theater:
A certain girl shyly circled the corner of her clothes and said to the shining golden immortal in front of her: "Actually..."
"I know that you like me." A certain immortal smiled fondly.
"No, I mean, your clothes are really rich and noble. I like them very much. The old Wangtou next door has also been thinking about it for a long time. He even invited me to play cards. You must be very happy with this clothes, so..."
"Speak humanly!"
"I lost at cards and gambled away these clothes!"
"???" A certain immortal gritted his teeth: "Don't even think about entering the room tonight!"
That night, a certain woman came in through the window.
(The full text is in the archive. If you read the introduction well, please save it first. This article is archived. The story is similar to the story of a monster in one chapter of Planktopia. There is no abandonment. Just eat it with confidence. The first chapter is a self-report of the male and female protagonists, not written in the first person)
Intention: I want to break my mind and I don't even know what to write.
