[Sour and sweet, extreme pulling]
[A little bit of supernatural + hundreds of millions of daily urban sand sculptures]
1. The straight man Guan He almost [got/was] turned upside down by his straight roommate!
The straight man overturned his car, both of them were shocked, and their roommates ran away.
2. Three years after graduating from college, my roommate walked in front of Guan He again:
"... I'm bent. Please date me."
Guan He almost made a big backhand: Is Ning fucking okay? !
3. But seeing roommates:
·The jet-black dragon's tail swung anxiously behind him;
·Golden eye color concealed by drooping eyelashes;
·The hand that stretched out to oneself could not hide its trembling, and a shaking hand shook the earth like a bolt from the blue (cross out -> claw)...
Guan He: ... Not the time to slap him. Things went beyond imagination.
4. Guanhe's roommate feeding guide:
① When it learns to pass its paws, you can use slaps and candies to discipline it.
②When slaps and candies fail, use coaxing and tears in time.
③Don't blame Him when He also learns to fight back with coaxing and tears.
④ Try to influence with love.
⑤When its tail starts to wrap around people, move away quickly.
⑥This thing also has puberty.
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·A romantic god who is very donkey, very dog, very evil dragon
·A solitary mortal who is lonely, arrogant and heartless
Purpose: Feudal superstition is unacceptable
