Xie Fuyi traveled through time in a vulgar novel about cultivating immortals, and became an unlucky master who turned into a black disciple.
Damn it! He was going to be hacked to death by his apprentice with a sacrificial knife!
Xie Fuyi's head was pinned to the waistband of his trousers, and he was trembling every day, trying to influence his apprentice with love while he was still young.
I didn't expect that damn little kid to be so skinny that he would be so angry that he would vomit two taels of blood every day! ! There is no way to go without a fight for two days! ! Don't put on the roof for three days!
Seeing the dead child becoming more and more exaggerated, Xie Fuyi couldn't help but give him a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots every day! He directly ripped out the purple bamboo forest in front of the door.
Seeing that the situation is getting more and more out of control, it is no longer feasible to save the country through curves.
How could Xie Fuyi, a bloody man, hold his neck and wait for the kill? He was ready to practice hard, relying on his strength to make steel! As long as nothing goes wrong, he is still a tough and true man with the best combat power in the world! !
... And then something went wrong.
He is cursed.
He was cursed by that bastard rebel using an ancient secret method!
On weekdays, Shen Changfeng, the Tongguang Immortal Lord, is calm and gentle.
As soon as he gets angry, he will immediately lose all his magic power and turn into a stupid goose!
Literally speaking, the eyes are round, the head is big, the belly is soft, and the feet are lying...
Stay! Head! Goose!
European leakage! !
The miniature version of Tongguang Immortal Lord Shen Changfeng stood dumbly on the ground, and the miniature version of the whisk in his hand fell to the ground with a "clack".
The traitor stood up with a smirk, and the huge black shadow completely enveloped the goose.
The tough guy who refuses to obey, Shen Changfeng, the stupid goose raised his head and said:
"No, I am not your master Tongguang Immortal Lord Shen Changfeng at all, I am just an ordinary little duck."
Walking against the sky, a smile showing respect for teachers appeared...
A chill ran down the goose's back.
After a while.
"Ah! Elegant Butterfly!!"
In front of the purple bamboo forest, goose feathers were flying around.
Powerful and macho man (crossed out) Vigorous Disciple Gong × Tender Goose (crossed out) Cool Master Shou
Some author's tape:
1. The author's logic is poor, his name is useless, his writing style is like that of a primary school student, and he also likes to laugh hahaha without thinking, and his funny jokes are very funny. Those who read the article seriously will mistakenly fall into hahahaha. Life is difficult, but you want to have fun!
2. This is really a silly and happy book. Promise me, happiness will be the end of it, okay? Don't break my heart. After all, I wrote this book just to be happy hahahahaha
Purpose: Respect teachers and Taoism