This book is also called "The Daily Life of Xuanmen Father and Daughter"
Thousands of years ago, Chi Miaomiao, who was only four years old, was sealed in a jar as a sacrifice.
After being trapped for a thousand years, she ate all the evil ghosts and broke out of the jar. She was about to cause trouble in the human world and reach the peak of ghost life. Unexpectedly, Xiaotuanzi was sucked into a sack just after leaving the ruined temple.
The five-minute journey to the human world ended here, and she was actually saved by the smelly Taoist priest.
Many years later, Chi Miaomiao was reincarnated as the biological daughter of the thirty-eighth generation descendant of the smelly Taoist priest. She lived abroad and did not find her biological father until she was four years old.
On the day when she recognized her ancestor and returned to her clan, Chi Miaomiao cried all night long while holding an empty bowl: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, can I not let go of this poor and unreliable father?"
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Who in the world of metaphysics doesn't know that Chi Zhengzhen, the thirty-eighth generation leader of Moyun Temple, is not good at reading fortune-telling, catching ghosts and drawing talismans.
However, many years later he became a well-known contemporary master of metaphysics.
In a celebrity talk show, the host interviews: "Master, can you share your successful experience with everyone?"
Chi Zhengzhen kissed the four-year-old dumpling on the cheek: "I have to thank my daughter for this."
Xiaotuanzi wiped away his saliva with a look of disgust on his face.
Netizens said: awsl, so cute.
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The daily life of father and daughter.
One day, residents at the foot of the mountain came to ask for help, saying that they had encountered a thousand-year-old ghost.
The leader went down the mountain to catch the demon, and within half a day, he fled back to the Taoist temple crying and shouting.
Chi Zhengzhen: "Baby, your dad was bullied by an evil ghost. You have to help your dad get revenge, Ying Ying Ying."
Chi Miaomiao: "Humph! I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to catch ghosts."
Chi Zhengzhen: "As long as we surrender him, we will have meat to eat tonight."
Chi Miaomiao picked up the bowl for eating and said fiercely, "Plate it!"
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In the supernatural program, the program team asked the masters to find the truth about the murder.
Chi Zhengzhen pointed to the dark old house in front of everyone: "There is only one truth. The murderer is an evil ghost, and I have sealed it in this room."
Chi Miaomiao blinked her big innocent eyes and tugged at the corner of her father's clothes.
Chi Miaomiao whispered: "Dad, it's wrong to lie. The murderer is clearly on your back."
Chi Zhengzhen's body stiffened and his legs became weak. He could only pretend to be calm: "I, I, I, I knew it a long time ago! I wasn't afraid that they would be scared, so I didn't say it. This was a white lie, do you understand?"
Chi Miaomiao nodded seriously: "Well, Dad, you have finally grown up, I am so happy."
#Father's metaphysics is unreliable, and fighting is all about shouting for help#
#Four-year-old girl engages in metaphysics and starts eating whenever she disagrees#
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The daily routine of father and daughter.
Su Shuang's logic is dead, just watch it happily.
Underage people don't fall in love.
Intention: Su! Cool!
