
Little Mushroom Essence Three and a Half Years Old [Gourmet Food]
小蘑菇精三岁半[美食]
by Lahua Orange (拉花橙)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 66k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Pre-released article "I opened a psychological consultation room at the door of the morgue" please collect] The fungi were wiped out, and the two mushroom cubs traveled through a novel. They only remembered that their mother said that the heroine Qiao Wanwan was a very good cook and her cooking was delicious. But at this time, Qiao Wanwan was just a loser who was burdened with heavy shackles, living in chaos and having an extremely explosive temper. Qiao Wanwan said fiercely: "If you don't leave, I'll chop up your stewed eggs and eat them!" Two innocent mushrooms happily got into her bed: "We like to eat stewed eggs the most, big bowl, we love you!" Qiao Wanwan: Are you out of your mind? After. The two mushrooms cried: "There will be no delicious meat for the children tomorrow, otherwise people will say we are liars." Qiao Wanwan, who was upset day and night, felt relieved, got up early, and cooked meat. The two mushrooms said excitedly: "Big bowl, the day after tomorrow we will give the teacher the most delicious noodles to wish her a happy birthday, otherwise the teacher will not like us." Qiao Wanwan, who played every night, sighed heavily and stayed up all night diligently rolling noodles in the kitchen. "Big bowl..." Qiao Wanwan: "Stop barking!" She was shocked to realize that she was the one with a bad mind! * After the arrival of the two mushrooms, the deserted Buyi Restaurant became more and more lively. My sister Yaya brought back an injured tiger and said, "Dawan, I cut off all the knotted fur near the tiger cub's wound. It put on an apron to cover it. It looks great!" His younger brother Luoluo brought back a homeless fox: "Big bowl, the little fox's head was broken by a bad guy. It puts on a chef's hat, it's so handsome!" Qiao Wanwan said that he absolutely couldn't bear it and was about to open the door to chase away the demon. The old man with a long beard sent a big tonic pill: "One pill for your whole life will keep you energetic and rosy. Well... There is one more thing I want to ask for. The chicken soup you make is so delicious. I just want one bowl a day. No, three bowls a day. I want it for the whole year!" The blushing Miss Tomato sent her a pure natural vitamin: "One pill in your life will keep you young and beautiful forever. I have a little immature suggestion. I want to eat your orange juice shrimp and sweet and sour pork every day. I'm not afraid of getting fat. As long as you continue to do it, I will eat it until the end of the world!" Qiao Wanwan accepted it quietly: "It's easy to come here often!" Until one day, the demon king who is said to be walking sideways in the three realms suddenly came to visit: "I heard that you were kind to my demon people. I have no way of repaying you, so I came here to express my love for you!" 1. The heroine is really as miserable as a dog in the early stage. There is a reason and it will be solved in the later stage. 2. There are fantasy elements. 3. Two little mushrooms, one is naturally cool and the other is naturally stupid. [Sensitive and inferior female gang leader & cunning and surly boss & two little mushrooms & monster cub/sister/father-in-law, etc.] The copywriting has been screenshotted on Weibo! [New version 2020.7.10] [The copy may be revised later] Pre-received article: "I opened a psychological consultation room at the door of the morgue". Please collect it! There is an empty office at the door of the morgue. After death, the soul leaves the body and leaves its last voice there. Wu Yun, as the least qualified and born member of the ghost-hunting family, unexpectedly received the lowest score in the Wu family's five hundred years in the assessment. She was assigned to work at the entrance of the morgue, which no one looked down on. Her job was to listen to the last words of each person who had just died, then collect and organize them, and provide the last psychological counseling for the deceased. Wu Yun couldn't bear the irritability and meanness of the old woman who died tragically due to touching porcelain, and made her scream with anger. Wu Yun, a policewoman who was stubborn until her death, dedicated to serving the public and inconsiderate of her family, was so ruthless that she burst into tears. A young man who committed suicide due to depression expressed his last wish. Wu Yun decisively refused, leaving the young man speechless and choked. ………… Later, there was a legend in the Three Realms: Don't die in front of the Wu family, otherwise you may become a ghost and be driven to pieces. There happened to be a man who was not afraid of death and came three times with his Satsuma. Three times! And with the dog! Wu Yun sympathetically handed him a bag of dried meat: "I don't understand the psychological problems of non-human beings. We are not of the same world." For nearly a thousand years, the earth has been occupied by humans. With the advancement of human ambition and technology, even demons with tens of millions of years of life have to face the embarrassing situation of depleted resources and no place to stay. There is not even a decent hospital, let alone psychological consultation, which is sad to think about. The man's deep eyes slightly raised, and the tiny light was like stars melting into his pupils: "Then follow me and conquer the world, and I will make you rich forever." Wu Yun: "?" Your thoughts are very dangerous! "Be rich and powerful!" He emphasized seriously. Eh? Want to do something big? Want to take advantage of the situation and bribe me? Humph, I won't be a legion of the Dark Lord! "Woof!" Food guide: 1. The male protagonist is not human. 2. The male protagonist is sinister and extreme in his behavior. #The Dark-bellied Extreme Demon King & The Cold-hearted Money-loving Ghost Hunter# by Challenging the love of forced marriage and plundering# ————I think God must be the most powerful writer. He writes about everyone's pain in such a heavy, profound and varied way, and he also does not forget to hang up the dim moon to remind us not to forget hope. (Coming from a counselor who heard too many ghost stories) [The copy is scheduled for February 18, 2021, and has been screenshotted on Weibo. The preliminary screenshot is earlier and may be modified between the writing of the article. Weibo: Orange with flowers Mission: Life with delicious food is the best
