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[Advance copy of "If We Are Not Enemies, We Will Not Get Married" is below, please collect the column~]
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The first time she saw Song Qingshen, Pu Jialing knew it was impossible.
On the day of the confession, the two were speechless.
Pu Jialing lazily said in a calm tone, "Let me remind you, I am not a good person."
"Really?" Song Qingshen also smiled: "What a coincidence, neither am I."
[1]
Pu Jialing stubbornly rejected Song Qingshen's friend application from the beginning, citing bad eyesight.
Later, they met again by chance at work, and after learning the other person's identity, she was silent for two seconds.
"Are your eyesight better now?" Song Qing asked with a deep smile.
Pu Jialing said calmly: "Okay, it's never been a bad time."
[2]
After knowing each other for many days, Song Qingshen decided to ask her out.
Holding the movie tickets he had bought earlier, Song Qingshen asked: "Are we together? I need a companion."
Pu Jialing said faintly:
"Next time, we have three dates tomorrow."
[3]
Later.
Friends are like brothers and sisters, men are like clothes, Pu Jialing,
For the first time, the circle of friends was replaced by intimate photos with men;
Song Qingshen, who passed among thousands of flowers and attracted bees and butterflies,
Start rejecting all the warblers and swallows,
I just want to go home early and make soup for my family member.
"What do we think this is, Song Qingshen?"
"Hmm... We work together to eliminate harm for the people?"
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Min Zhen and Zhou Lin have been sworn enemies since childhood. They would get upset within three seconds of meeting and start scolding within five seconds. Their scolding skills depended on each other's training.
After adulthood, the two got married. It was written in black and white on the engagement contract: The marriage period was five years, and upon expiration, the couple would divorce.
On the day of the divorce, Min Zhenxiong proudly took Zhou Lin to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a divorce certificate.
Zhou Lin drove while Min Zhen slept. When she woke up, she found the car parked next to a private Michelin restaurant, with a sign at the door:
Celebrating Min Jin and Zhou Rin's fifth wedding anniversary
Min Zhen: "Why are you coming to the restaurant? Is this marriage still divorced?"
Zhou Lin: "Celebrate the anniversary first."
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After getting married, Min Zhen's friends always received calls from her.
The first time he said, "Married? I can't say, at most, I'm a roommate."
The second time he said: "... We get along well."
The third time, "I might be in love."
The friend finally asked, "With whom?"
"My husband."
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