Cheng Guanlan met a wage earner in an infinite world, running around for a group of non-human beings. It was so miserable.
He couldn't stand it anymore and decided to help him get out of here.
The worker took off his apron and said happily: "Dear, let's make a contract about our souls!"
The deep fire from hell ignited, and Cheng Guanlan discovered that the other party was a demon.
Cheng Guanlan: "... Chou refused."
The devil lowered his head: "I'm such a pitiful ghost. I'm sleeping well at home, but I have to be dragged up. I've met my dear, but he thinks I'm not good-looking..."
The devil thought of something else. He opened his hands towards Cheng Guanlan, and a ball of flame ignited in his hands: "My dear, there are evil gods, evil spirits, puppets, ugly humans and a cute little devil here. Which one do you want to choose?"
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Responsibility-free small theater:
Cheng Guanlan couldn't sleep, so he found the devil and told him a bedtime story.
The devil opened a book: "Once upon a time, there was a palace in which lived the king, the stepmother, the queen, the young princess and the prince. One day, the stepmother fell in love with the gardener, the gardener fell in love with the princess, the princess fell in love with a pigeon, the pigeon fell in love with the prince, the prince fell in love with the frog in the pond, the pigeon came to the princess and asked, 'Princess, princess, can you kiss the frog in the pond and turn it into a human being.' The princess said..."
Cheng Guanlan opened his eyes: "Where did you get your book?"
The devil was innocent, so he closed the book and showed him the cover, "The Bedtime Story of the Evil God".
"Have you forgotten? You were sleepwalking that day. While you thought the story compiled by the evil god was too outrageous, saying that he must have read something strange, you rushed into the evil god's lair with a fire stick and snatched this book."
Cheng Guanlan was silent for a long time: "Get off my bed."
Psycho demon x unresponsive human
micrograms.
I made up the setting, it shouldn't be scary...
Purpose: Defeat the evil god and create a better life together.