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On the eve of school, Cao Yiming fell in love with a beautiful woman at first sight in a bar.
Lost contact the next day.
Cao Yiming, heartbroken, returned to school for a new semester teacher guidance meeting.
Grade director: "Teacher Cao, this is the new teacher Wei Lin, who will teach physics in your class from now on."
Cao Yiming: The road between enemies is really narrow. No, the road between lovers is really narrow. Let me see where you are going.
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Cao Yiming: "Mr. Wei, my niece said that she can't solve the last few questions of the physics paper, so she insists on me bringing her to you for some tutoring."
Niece: No, I don't! I really didn't expect that I would become my aunt's love tool...
One night later, on the way home from evening self-study, the physics class representative passed by a corner of the campus. When I looked up, I saw two familiar figures 5 meters ahead. One of them threw his hands away angrily, turned around and ran away, while the other was dumbstruck with tears in his eyes.
The physics class representative stepped forward in three steps: "Teacher Wei, why are you still standing there! Go chase Teacher Cao quickly!!!"
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The high school entrance examination is over and it's the day to take graduation photos.
After taking a few serious group photos, the whole class started shouting, "One more photo! Give it a kiss from Mr. Cao and Mr. Wei!"
"Kiss me! Kiss me!"
The other teachers sitting in the first row started cheering, "Kiss me!"
At this time, the principal passed by.
Everyone: "..."
Principal: "What are you waiting for? Kiss me."
CP: English teacher & Physics teacher
Ending HE
The next book has been published: "There is a mole, terminate the transaction"
Huo Linlin didn't understand why her career was not going well at the same time that her "love" was not going well. The nonsense God said, "When I close a window for you, I will open another door for you" were all lies.
This is not going well, that is not going well, and even the company toilet is blocked. What a hassle.
Why do I still have a mortgage after working hard for 28 years to buy a car and a house? Why does the rich girl above the company have everything without working hard?
Why does the eldest lady not only have all of them, but she is also good-looking and so tall?
Why does the eldest lady always look at her with that cold and heartless look? Does the eldest lady have conjunctivitis?
Huo Linlin changed her online name to "One Hundred Thousand Whys".
"One Hundred Thousand Whys" met "Blue Cat Naughty Three Thousand Questions" on a social software. After chatting for two hours, they met so late that they immediately agreed to take a cruise together next week to relax.
On the cruise ship, Huo Linlin didn't wait for the "blue cat", but met the eldest lady.
Huo Linlin: Thousands of gold. . . Big. . Sister? ! ! Holy shit!
Zhang Xiaozhu:. . . All right.
The two of them lived together on a deserted island.
The two cooperate, have a cold war, quarrel, make up, quarrel again, make up again...
Together they go through thorny terrain to find traces of human beings and a way to escape.
But there is no one on the entire island!
In the end, the two gave up on escaping and decided to create a small home together, live there first, and wait slowly.
After working so hard and noisily, we finally built a small home. One day, they were looking for pearls on the beach to make DIY skin care products, and unexpectedly found an injured brown bird.
The two rescued the bird and raised it. However, the little bird grew up to be an eagle!
This eagle is actually very smart and understanding of human nature. . . So the two named the sculpture Sha Diao.
Later, Sha Diao actually learned how to speak human language like them? !
Later, Sha Diao and the two of them discovered a shocking secret hidden on the island. It turned out that there was another fantasy world on the island.
What? ! Not only the Sha Diao can speak, but the entire Diao Clan can speak! What on earth is the entire Eagle Clan plotting mysteriously?
What? ? In addition to the Eagle Clan, there is also the Mermaid Clan? ?
The mermaid tribe and the mermaid tribe want to rebel against humanity and rule the earth? !
We are happy that our enemies have united the front, are united in dealing with the outside world, and are in harmony with each other. You+jump+I+jump, the sheep enters the tiger's mouth, and the tiger's mouth escapes...
Mission: True love comes first, regardless of gender