A silly, illogical piece of fiction.
Su Yue is a little transparent author of the website. His writing is bad, the plot is bloody, and he is not very popular. In order to make her new article popular, she chose a tag that had nothing to do with the plot [three and a half years old]. Then she found that every time she updated the article, the male protagonist's dialogue and behavior would change inexplicably. It didn't matter how many times she revised the article. It was completely different from the original version on her computer.
Original text: (cold) My father is the president of Qi Group. Just one word from me can easily make you fall into the abyss!
After modification: (Proud) My dad is the president of Tsinghua University. As long as I say a word, you can be admitted to Tsinghua University!
Su Yue:? ? ? Oh my god, is this human language? This stupid son has become a sperm!
System: Because you selected the three-and-a-half-year-old label, your male protagonist behaves only when he is three-and-a-half years old.
In order to change his stupid son, Su Yue went to the book to find him.
Justice from heaven! ! !
When I walked through, my stupid son was peeing in the men's room.
Silly son: Ah, ah, you are a human, a ghost, a demon, or a monster! ! Don't come here, come here and I'll use the water gun to water you! ! !
Su Yue said calmly: I am your mother.
Silly son: If I call my dad Dabi, and I call you Mommy, do you dare to agree?
After that...
Silly son (rubbing his sore ear): Mom, I was wrong. You must wash your hands after peeing next time.
Small theater:
Counterpart: Why did you bring a woman with you when you came out to fight with me?
Silly son: Let me introduce to you, this is my mother.
Opponent:? I'm still your dad!
Silly son: So you have a crush on my mother? Then you will be my dad.
Opponent:? (Everyone calls me Dad, so how can we fight this fight?)
A series about teasing a stupid son to raise him up. The male protagonist will be with whomever is handsome depending on his mood.
Purpose: To tease your silly son
