Talented but I Rely on My Face to Make a Living [Entertainment Circle]

Xianyu is a thousand-year-old salted fish spirit who has been nesting in the deep sea since birth and never bubbles up. Implement the salted fish and yusheng very thoroughly. Because it is too salty, the salty fish ranks first every time. He was driven ashore by other salted fish. The saddest thing for Xianyu is that in this two-legged world, if you don't work, you won't get money. If you don't get money, you won't have food. If you don't have food, you will starve to death. So he decided to sneak back into the sea. As a result, he was stopped by a two-legged human. Jumping into the sea was not an option. In order not to starve to death, I had to find a job in my spare time. I couldn't get into the company, and I was too tired to move bricks. I sat on the side of the road in frustration and thought about how to hide from humans and jump into the sea without being discovered. He was accosted by someone, who claimed to be a talent scout, and there were a lot of chatter, and all I heard was—— "This is a job that is not tiring and pays a lot of money." Xianyu started his journey as a vase in the entertainment industry, relying on his face to support the appearance of the crew. Heizi 1: "I'm just a traffic star who relies on his reputation. How many years do you think he can be famous? Xswl" Heizi 2: "How can you support the appearance of a whole crew by yourself? Do you really think your brother is a deity descended from the earth? His acting skills are more or less the same as dragging down a whole crew by himself." Heizi 3: "Have you not finished Xianyu's nine years of compulsory education? You don't even know how to do this kind of thing. No wonder it's called salted fish. Ha, vase." …… When Xianyu saw this kind of comment, he was a little puzzled. Why could he only be famous for a few years because of his face? The salted fish clan obviously has a life span of thousands or tens of thousands of years. And why do you say he is a god? He is obviously a fairy! The agent ignored his joke and stared at his neatly written traditional Chinese characters. He was a little stunned. After a long time, he said: "... Don't you not know how to read?" Five thousand years of history are memorized by heart, and the thin gold calligraphy is no worse than everyone else's calligraphy. His name is Xianyu, which is like pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger! Heizi 1: "Fuck, what kind of slap-in-the-face jokes are there in the entertainment industry!" Heizi 2: "Mom asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard. I said that I scolded Xianyu for being uneducated. Mom asked me to kneel for another half hour..." Later, a reporter interviewed the famous vase actor/world-class singer/calligrapher/historian Xianyu: "Excuse me, why did you jump into the sea in the first place? Did you think life was too unchallenging?" Xianyu: "No, it's because I don't have food to eat." Intention: None