The special effects makeup artist traveled through time? And dressed as a princess? Well, she is actually a cannon fodder girl who was married as a substitute.
A coquettish beauty with dog legs vs. A sultry and affectionate emperor with a clean fetish
Thigh hugging routine 1:
I squatted beside the emperor's bed and said, "Your Majesty, does your neck feel uncomfortable?"
"What do you want?" The emperor asked.
"Don't you think the pillow is a little high? As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the emperor say in a cold voice: "Presumptuous. "
I was so frightened that I sat down on the ground, "I, I, I, why are you so presumptuous? ? "
The emperor sighed, sat up and said, "Haven't you heard of an idiom?"
"What idiom? "I asked.
"Peace of mind. "The emperor explained.
I nodded, oh, that's it, you can't blame me, feudal superstition kills people.
Thigh hugging routine 2:
Since I had been sleeping all day, I couldn't fall asleep even if I lay on my side. Seeing the emperor wash and lie down, he obediently moved inside and called it "watching the emperor sleep."
So much so that after the emperor lay down for a while, he opened his eyes and looked at me, "Why are you always staring at me? "
"Look how handsome you are! "I winked at the emperor.
"Don't be like this, it's ugly. "The emperor turned away, he couldn't bear to look directly at him.
Me: ... Is it my fault that I like to praise others?
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Do you think I failed in holding my thigh? No, thanks to my crazy output, I successfully captured the emperor.
"Why did An An break up with me? "
"Are you flirting with An An in front of me? "
"An'an, I just want to make you happy..."
"If I refuse to change despite repeated admonishment... An An will punish me as he pleases, and I will never have any complaints. "
"An'an, I was wrong. I was stubborn and conceited and thought I was smart. In the end, he couldn't even protect the most important people. "
"I won't let anyone hurt you again, including myself. "
"An'an... It's better to hold her in your arms for peace of mind. "
Well... In short, the thigh hug was very successful, oh yeah!
Concept: There are more than just a few benefits to having a sweet mouth.