I, the most handsome Yue Lao in the heaven (I won't tell you because I am only one month old), because my contribution was too little, I went to the mortal world with the King of Hell to slay demons. I was half full on dog food, and then I searched most of the love stories of gods in the heaven. Help! This is too much dog food! Hiss~, I won't say any more, my waist hurts so much (the stupid roe deer was too fierce last night).
Intention: There is no intention, just let everyone enjoy reading it.