Also known as "I picked up a husband at the Civil Affairs Bureau"
Ji Saki was holding the household registration book outside the Civil Affairs Bureau under the bright sun, waiting for the person he had been dating for five years to come and collect the certificate, but after waiting for a long time, no one was seen.
He called the other party, but the person who answered the phone was a stranger. His voice was charming and full of provocation: "I'm sorry, Brother Saki, he drank too much and played late last night. I'm afraid he won't be able to go. How about you get your certificate tomorrow?"
Ji Saki's cell phone pinched her head hard: "I'm going to show you this certificate today!"
The cruel words were let out, but how could I get the certificate by myself? When I turned around, I saw a man wearing a pair of flip-flops and a big pants vest. Before he finished chewing the salty popsicles in his mouth, he was howling: "Tell me now that there is someone outside. Why don't you go to heaven? The banquet has been prepared for you."
Bian Cheng was very impatient when the phone was hung up. His eyes met with Kisaki's and he paused for a moment, "What are you looking at?"
Kisaki: "Brother, are you a man or a woman?"
In this way, Ji Saki and Bian Cheng both received their certificates, Bian Cheng took Ji Saki to a banquet, Ji Saki took Bian Cheng to dump the scumbag, and they both went to a better life together.
Northeastern gentleman attack vs. Southern refined petty bourgeoisie
Same-sex marriageable background, marriage first, love later
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