As a legendary evil dragon, Long Lie was taught to keep a low profile as a dragon when he was still in the egg. He must not be discovered by humans, especially dragon knights wearing armor. They will try their best to steal the dragon's gold coins, enslave the dragon, and kill the dragon. They are more terrifying than the evil dragon.
If you are unlucky enough to do so, pretend to be a human cub. Humans are the least capable of dealing with such creatures.
The egg-cub Long Lie didn't take it seriously, but as soon as he broke out of his shell, he was involved in the waste star of another world, and was about to be caught by a group of shining silver "dragon knights".
The dragon cub burst into tears and decisively disguised himself as a human cub as quickly as possible.
Then he clenched his little fists and shouted to the leading human in a sweet voice: "Dad!"
In the mecha, Major General Chester's pupils were shaking.
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In the interstellar age, humans have an extremely strong desire to shovel shit. Unfortunately, the environment is harsh and species are scarce. Humans have settled for the next best thing and have no choice but to start making babies for fun.
When the news that Major General Chester had a baby came back to the imperial capital, except for the boys and girls who were heartbroken, everyone felt calm and without any disturbance.
He's just a smelly, dirty little brat, who isn't? Without them, they would have given him a few for nothing.
Until Long Lie appeared on the star network wearing the shell of a dragon cub.
The dragon cub was sitting in the teleportation ring, with a pile of soft meat on his belly, his little paws on his chest, his chubby long tail swaying, and his big eyes as green and clear as lake water.
"Ahhh! Wsl!!"
"+1!"
"Add the Milky Way!"
The bald Long Lie hugged himself tightly and roared extremely fiercely: "Ouch~"
Humans go away! Don't touch this dragon~
"awsl! The voice is so nice, woohoo!"
"Master, do you still need someone to shovel shit? A foot-washing maid can do it too!"
The little tyrannosaurus, which thought it was very fierce, tilted its little head with only three hairs, blinked its eyes, and looked confused.
Isn't it said that humans hate evil dragons the most?
On the other side of the star network, looking at the milky little dragon cub, Major General Chester smiled and threw the cat costume in his hand into the trash can.
Later, it was revealed that the baby tyrannosaurus was the cub of the Major General. The Star Major General, who has hundreds of billions of fans and excellent reputation, was besieged by the entire Internet. Fans turned off their fans and started to dislike him, saying: "Chester is not worthy of being a father!" Let's do it! ! !
# Same is Zai, why is your family so excellent#
Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to care for rare animals.